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I don’t believe that for a second. I’m gonna need proof.
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No, that they could do it. I don’t believe them. I need them to prove it. Somehow.
Oh no. Anyway
Do it, you fucking cowards!
I wonder if he secretly does sun tan or use a tanning bed and this is Iran letting Trump know that he’s not safe.
Betcha can’t!
Really anyone can, since the SS let a teenager take a shot on him…
Ha, sunbathing! That fucking dungeon troll doesn’t sunbathe, he sprays the tan directly on to his face.
Amateurs
Maybe that’s the threat, they’ve perfected targeted poisoning via spray tan mixture.
It’s a rub-on cream. You can see the finger marks by his ears and temples sometimes.
“We
couldshould assassinate Trump sunbathing, Iranian official claims” ftfyBullshit, I don’t believe this man sunbathes.
But his face is always so tan?
Is tan short for tangerine?
That’s what makes it so easy. Just pull a Mossad but with bronzer shipments.
Why you think Trump wants everything made in the USA at all costs?
I maintain that the real reason he eats McDonald’s is that he figures he can’t be poisoned if he’s hitting random McDonald’s every meal.
Nuh-uh, bet you can’t.
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Does he sunbathe? His “tan” orange glow is definitely a spray or cream as it’s so uneven a d stops at his “hair line.”
This also reminds me of a joke where Melania is getting interviewed by Playboy or some similar style magazine. The interviewer asked her if she bleachs her asshole?
Melania responds, “No, I just tell him to get a spray tan.”
If Iranian hackers were so elite, they would have done something cool like erased student loan debt. Instead, they’re busy toppling Minecraft servers and trying to find anything they can use other than cell phones or pagers. Terribly un1337 of you, Ayatollah.
lol, big talk. I’ll believe it when I see it.
Unrelated, my favorite TV show is the X-Files.
Why would they tell everyone
“We know exactly where the so-called ‘Supreme Leader’ is hiding. He is an easy target, but is safe there — We are not going to take him out (kill!), at least not for now” - Donald Trump
I think the message is: killing me will be one of the last things you do in life.
I tell everyone if I don’t plan on doing it, but I want the heightened security to annoy my target.
