I don’t know that I have a catchphrase, but I use “holy moly” a lot in my sports announcing, and “my dude” a lot in casual conversation.
Hey, What’s Going On!
Not much, you?
In response to nearly everything, “That was my high school nickname!”
I got my wife doing that one now!
Or from Brooklyn nine nine: the name of your sex tape.
My favorite is when someone says some innocuous word or term, and I very angrily ask “what the hell did you call me?!” Works best when it doesn’t really make any sense.
That is fun. I’m a fan
When someone says something to me but I don’t hear them, I’ll hit them with a really aggressive “What did you just say to me?!”.
“It’s an enigma”
What’d you call me?!!
I caught/catched the most with pspsps
I’ll often repeat things my wife says in the “I’ll x your y” format as if it were a cheesy pickup line. Like, she’ll ask if I can grab the remote, and I’ll say “I’ll grab your remote.” She hates it.
How is it possible that Ive been stealing everybody else’s catchphrases my whole life?
Good to know I’m not the only one! My wife was just talking about watching Pocahontas with our niece, and rolled her eyes so hard when I told her I’d poke her hontas.
Poc-er-hontas? I don’t even know her Hontas!
Sir, I salute you!
I like to do the one where people say a word ending in an “er” sound (or that could end in that sound) and say “[word]? I don’t even know her!” My worst (best) one recently was when someone said Toyota…
Toyoter? I don’t even know her!
Maybe.
“Two in the thoughts and one in the prayers”. I save it for those that offer only thoughts & prayers in times of need and assistance.
I didn’t do it!
Don’t have a cow, man.
Say it again!
Woozle wuzzle?
That’s not it.
As call and response in the office whenever two “absolute top priority, over all else” tasks arrive in quick succession;
If everything is urgent?
Nothing is urgent!
This is my life.
“You got the brains god promised a crowbar”
Instead of: ‘your mom’, ‘that’s what she said’, ‘title of your sex tape’, etc… I just say, “jokes”.
Doesn’t matter what the joke is, but what was said definitely has a joke in there somewhere. It’s an implied innuendo, and it’s mostly for my own amusement
“I’m giving 'er all she’s got!!!” = “Jokes”
When someone who is really exasperated exclaims “Jesus Christ!” I respond with, “yes my child?”
When someone says “this is really X” “You know what else is X? something about you, your mother, etc.
You know what else is X? MY MOM WOOOYEAAAA
Holy shit I didn’t know othe people do the first one as well lmao
I respond to “my god”, usually
“That’s not my problem any more…”
“Brilliant”. In the most sarcastic way possible whenever something goes wrong.
“Wicked” over here.
