Why the fuck does it need arms? To help you with other samples?
Also that is 100% gonna spring a leak at some point and spill piss all over the ground as it traverses the hospital hallways.
Just like ordinary urinals.
That is to help with the seamen sample collection, obviously.
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We will have another robot to take the leak and analyse it.
It flushes the urine
How do they prevent cross-contamination ?
Why does it need a head for that matter? They could just build it to look like a urinal with a screen. This just makes me feel like I’m in a Rule 34 Astrobot piss fantasy.
Rule 34 Astrobot piss fantasy.
This is not a sequence of words that I wanted to read this morning
Reminds me of “The Island”, they had pretty much the same thing, just without the weird optics.
They manage to do the same at my doctor’s office with a little plastic cup.
But this one also sends the data to a wide variety of corporate partners!
One day closer to a sentient toilet. Do we tweak the ai to crave, or dispise us.
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I like the I robot - U robot pun.
I am sure somebody out there really, really loves the design.
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Humanoid robots deserve trash can
Suddenly passing butter doesn’t seem like such a terrible destiny
I like that it’s pretending to be a urinal. Don’t mind me, I’m just a regular ole piss receptacle. I bet it likes it. Good for it.
Waiting until someone shits on it
If he gives a hand I’ll buy that.
5 bucks on there is some perv hiding in there.
And it’s really a live gameshow.
The middle urinal is cake anyway.
You have to put the 5 bucks in for a happy piss ending.
Not a perv, just a remote control technician
I miss the corrupted GIFs subreddit.
Be the change you want to see
“What is my purpose?”
That is indeed the title of this post
I mean, did they need to make it person shaped…?
I know, at least let me pee in its mouth…
Or give it tits, which somehow would make it less weird? I think?
Wait, you don’t piss on your medical professional when taking samples?
What do the hands do?
They can hold it for you so you don’t have to wash your hands after.
But who washes the robot’s hands?
Come on don’t be ridiculous
The friends we made along the way
Its for after you pee where it pats you on the back and says “good job champ” in traditional mandarin.
In case the doctor told you not to lift anything heavy
