A picture of a bathroom with the words, “If you see a toilet in your dream, don’t use it! It’s a trick!”
I wanted a gif but I could only find a damn Tiktok
That’s why I never piss and shit. Whobknows how many layers deep I am at any given moment??
Often dream about hunting for a toilet… then I wake and need to go straight to the loo.
Don’t tell me what to do
Same thing applies if you have some… erotically pleasing experience. But in that case - just go for it, consequences are always worth it.
I use them in dreams often and I actually feel better. It’s pretty weird. I don’t piss myself at all, either.
So, it’s not a trap for everyone.
I very often have some convoluted dream, where I end up taking a piss, except it just doesn’t stop, then after a while I wake up having to pee really badly
Saaameee!!
Also sometimes in the dream I pee in a weird place. Like, someone tells me where the bathroom is and it’s just some room without toilets or anything so I just pee in the corner of that room.For me it’s a toilet in the middle of an otherwise empty bathroom (i.e. not even a sink to wash my hands)
I usually start peeing a neverending stream until I wake up (I don’t pee myself tho, just wake up with an urgent need to pee)
Made this mistake once. It was a urinal and things were getting warm
I was about to a couple of years ago, jolted awake and went straight to the real bathroom. I’ve never gone from deep sleep to 100% clarity that quickly. If only we could harness that power…
Kinda requires you knowing you’re in a dream.
If anything at all even looks remotely suspicious, pinch your nose so you can’t breathe through it. If you can still breathe through it youre dreaming baby, and thats real air passing through your real nose you can feel back in reality!
The trick is to get into the habit of doing it for anything. Strange car you’ve never seen before? Pinch. You’ve been gaming for 3 hours when it felt like 15 minutes? Pinch. You see the same girl 3 times in one day? Thats a pinching.
Sleep apnea would like to say hi. Now you can’t breath in dreams either.
Yup. Had this dream about two months ago while in Vegas with a buddy for a concert, cept it was a urinal, and I was awoken to trying to piss in the corner of the hotel room.
Only happened to me once and woke up before emptying my entire bladder. Nowadays I can piss all I want in my dreams and not wet the bed.
I’m in my 40s and I still occasionally get a dream where I’m using the toilet, and that in the dream I’m making sure I’m really awake by looking around the room reading labels on things etc. People say you can’t read text in dreams, because it looks mangled and makes no sense. Well, if you believe it makes sense within the logic of the dream - that is, whatever switch in your brain that makes you go from “not sure” to “100% confident” gets flipped - then it matters not what lorem ipsum horseshit is printed in melting calligraphy on the shampoo bottle. My brain yearns for a piss-filled mattress and it will not be dissuaded by my feeble attempts at some sort of dreamworld scientific method.
Fool me, can’t get fooled again!
When I was a kid, the only time I’ve wet the bed was because of dreams where I’m in a urinal or a toilet.
I use them in dreams all the time and they offer me no relief. Then I wake up and go to the “real” one… That’s right. I know what’s up, machine elves.
Me too. I’ll look all over for a bathroom (in my dreams) and they’re all either unusably filthy or just don’t work.
Or the lid is nailed shut.
I have that too, except not in my dreams, but in literally all public spaces
You must live in a third world country like USA or something.
I have the same phenomenon, and sometimes really weird intrusions, like - a few days ago I had a dream of working in an office building, and out of nowhere during work, there would be a drawer just filled with piss to pee into for the employees - but of course it never works.
Just last night I had the pissdrawer dream. I was at a friend’s house for a small, smart-casual suburban yuppie housewarming. Didn’t know where the toilet was, immediately tried pissing in the sideboard drawer in front of everyone. Because thats how that worked. Got kicked out of the party quite quick but was pretty annoyed because everyone just uses the drawer sometimes right? Its no big deal.
I had no idea this was one of those dream events that others share. I hardly ever remember my dreams, but I remember those because even in the dream it feels weird to be doing it.
That sounds even more frustrating.
I just have an infinite pee stream but for some reason never recognize that it’s a dream. I just get angry that I’m peeing so much
Evsn when I’ve recognized dreams for what they are, it hasn’t given me much power over them. Just helped me face fears.