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SassyRamen@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people

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Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people

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SassyRamen@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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    Andy Dick.

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      But he did that undercover thing in a bar, just like James Bond would!

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        I did not need another reason to hate Andy Dick, but I sincerely appreciate the contribution to it. Phil Hartman was gone too soon. John Lovitz was a hero for slamming Andy Dick’s head into a bar.

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          Yeah, was never a fan. Don’t ask me why that SA stuck in my head, but every time I see the name Andy Dick, I think about it.

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    Will Ferrell.

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      This one hurt me. Should I point to where it hurt me?

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        Preacher speaking the truth and it hurts.

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    Joe Pesci, circa 1995

    Joe Bond: You hear a little girl, Moneypenny? Where’s the big tough guy who told my friend to shove his pen up his ass? *more stabbing*

    Q: Sir, please… *choke* I was just explaining… *cough* the pen’s unique bidet feature…

    Joe Bond: Bidet feature? You made me pop your eye outta your head over a fuckin’ BIDET FEATURE? You dumb motherfucker!

    Q: Sir, I apologise, but if you just… *splutter* use the pen’s other feature, the wound-cauterising laser, I might yet… *gasp* live…

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    Neal McDonough.

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    Logan Paul

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    The guy that played McLovin

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    Bobcat goldthwait

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      I was gonna go with Sam Kinison but yours is way better.

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    Steven Segal

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      He’s the most awful anything to anything though. It’s cheating.

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        it would be so funny to see a 007 who can’t be bothered to stand up from his chair

        https://youtu.be/RiW8XlqupEg

        i can’t find the original steven seagal chapo clip that made me cry laugh the entire time. if anyone knows where it is or has an archive link please let me know

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          You might enjoy his music. It includes him adopting a Jamaican accent and singing the lyrics:

          “Me want the punani see for make me nice”

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            He’s such a train wreck…

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          Not a clip but him relaxing between scenes of whatever Russian movie this was.

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            I’m not sure if this is between scenes, it could literally be part of a scene.

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    DJ Qualls:

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      sun-dried Tobey Maguire

      (just a joke i like him more than Tobey)

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        Also kind of like a dehydrated/big-head-mode Tom Holland. And also the guy who played the British Dwight on the original UK Office.

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          funny that you likened him to another spider-man actor.

          btw British Dwight was called Gareth in case anyone’s curious.

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      I’d watch that though.

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      That’s for the spoof lol

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      Citizen Z would make a great bond and there’s nothing you can tell me to convince me otherwise.

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    John Oliver

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      I’d watch the fuck out of that.

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      Oh, now, wait a minute…!

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    Tommy Wiseau (the “oh hi mark” guy)

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    Seth Rogan

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    Donald J. Trump. Imagine that masterpiece.

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      The pedophile?

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        fits perfectly for the role

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    Gabourey Sidibe

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    Jeremy Clarkson.

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      I would unironically watch this once a week.

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