Andy Dick.
But he did that undercover thing in a bar, just like James Bond would!
I did not need another reason to hate Andy Dick, but I sincerely appreciate the contribution to it. Phil Hartman was gone too soon. John Lovitz was a hero for slamming Andy Dick’s head into a bar.
Yeah, was never a fan. Don’t ask me why that SA stuck in my head, but every time I see the name Andy Dick, I think about it.
Will Ferrell.
This one hurt me. Should I point to where it hurt me?
Preacher speaking the truth and it hurts.
Joe Pesci, circa 1995
Joe Bond: You hear a little girl, Moneypenny? Where’s the big tough guy who told my friend to shove his pen up his ass? *more stabbing*
Q: Sir, please… *choke* I was just explaining… *cough* the pen’s unique bidet feature…
Joe Bond: Bidet feature? You made me pop your eye outta your head over a fuckin’ BIDET FEATURE? You dumb motherfucker!
Q: Sir, I apologise, but if you just… *splutter* use the pen’s other feature, the wound-cauterising laser, I might yet… *gasp* live…
Neal McDonough.
Logan Paul
The guy that played McLovin
Bobcat goldthwait
I was gonna go with Sam Kinison but yours is way better.
Steven Segal
He’s the most awful anything to anything though. It’s cheating.
it would be so funny to see a 007 who can’t be bothered to stand up from his chair
i can’t find the original steven seagal chapo clip that made me cry laugh the entire time. if anyone knows where it is or has an archive link please let me know
You might enjoy his music. It includes him adopting a Jamaican accent and singing the lyrics:
“Me want the punani see for make me nice”
He’s such a train wreck…
Not a clip but him relaxing between scenes of whatever Russian movie this was.
I’m not sure if this is between scenes, it could literally be part of a scene.
DJ Qualls:
sun-dried Tobey Maguire
(just a joke i like him more than Tobey)
Also kind of like a dehydrated/big-head-mode Tom Holland. And also the guy who played the British Dwight on the original UK Office.
funny that you likened him to another spider-man actor.
btw British Dwight was called Gareth in case anyone’s curious.
I’d watch that though.
That’s for the spoof lol
Citizen Z would make a great bond and there’s nothing you can tell me to convince me otherwise.
John Oliver
I’d watch the fuck out of that.
Oh, now, wait a minute…!
Tommy Wiseau (the “oh hi mark” guy)
Seth Rogan
Donald J. Trump. Imagine that masterpiece.
The pedophile?
fits perfectly for the role
Gabourey Sidibe
Jeremy Clarkson.
I would unironically watch this once a week.
