Come on y'all. Stop it.

ByteOnBikes@discuss.online · 5 months ago

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Now that CEOs can die in mass shootings, maybe real prevention of mass shootings can happen.

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 months ago

Silly goose. They’ll just hire more private security.

Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 5 months ago

Welcome to the cyberpunk future we all ~~dreaded~~ dreamed of!

voodooattack@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Ok. Now where is my fucking chrome and cyberdeck? I feel cheated cause we got all the dystopian shit but not the cool shit

Bubbey@lemmy.world · edit-2 5 months ago

Sorry bub, best we can do is a pair of meta raybans and a crappy android

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 5 months ago

Private security needs to protect him all the time. The Mario Bros only need to succeed once.

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Sorry Mario, your CEO is in another castle

qarbone@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Well, maybe let a few more of them get caught up before we make those changes.