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The eldertubbies gonna be pissed when they find out one of their children is being used to sell shitty coffee…
Looks like the godhand
SLaa-laan.
Who is gonna be 5th one?
The Elder Labubu made from darkness, despair and Dubai chocolate
“Me looking at the man-made horrors beyond my comprehension (I don’t get it)” - the Victorian child
As a child, I remember, one of my friends had asked me to get into “GoGos”, some small plastic figurines that were absolutely worthless. Well, I used my pocket money to buy two figurines. Same loot box/playing cards trash. You didn’t know what you were buying unless you take the plunge.
After having saved up for two weeks, I finally bought them, only to hear my friend giggling while saying saying: “Oh you’re still into GoGos, they are so out!”
Two weeks ago, this guy hyped them so much up for me and all of the cool things that we could do with these worthless injection molded plastic figurines and now, he pretended as if it was silly to have them. Ever since then I have participated in exactly zero fads. Luckily I was vaccinated against these types of scams as a very young child.
Pogs > GoGos > Funko Pops > NFTs
Who x Who what what what coffee
Not even, I fear - Matcha Latte is tea.
Shitty rapper who was popular years ago and a shitty piece of Chinese consumerist crap mixed with a shitty chocolate named after a shithole country.
Shitty rapper who kept on performing on stage while 10 people in the audience were dying.
Watch your mouth! Dubai is an emirate and a city, not a country, m’kay?
You don’t know what Dubai and chocolate are? I didn’t know Lemmy had literate toddlers!
/s please don’t kill me
I permanently lost 1 HP from reading that.
I passed my con save. I only took half psychic damage. But damn that was a doozy.
I gained a stack on my brainrot debuff
in the works
Like it’s some sort of 7th gen fighter.
Tbqf this shit sounds like some GenZ MK-ULTRA project being worked on in skunkworks
Next up, the skunk joins that unholy LSD trip fusion
No idea what i just read and also no desire to
the travis scott (popular rapper) x (in collaboration with) erewhon (LA county upscale grocery chain) dubai chocolate (chocolate with a significant filling of pistachio, kadayif and tahini) labubu (chinese plush toy brand) matcha (finely ground green tea) latte (coffee drink made out of espresso and steamed milk) is reportedly in the works.
Great job. I’ll compound this with I live in California and I’ve never heard of erewhon lol
to be fair apparently they’re only in los angeles county, but I didn’t know whether to write LA grocery chain, LA county grocery chain or californian grocery chain. now the middle option looks best, but i was mildly brain deficient at the time (as well as all the time).
erewhon (californian upscale grocery chain)
In this case “upscale” means “ripoff”, it’s $15 for orange juice, or a plain bagel.
Same tbf
People who are slaves to trends will happily be giving away more of their money because 3 trends are merging for a limited time thing
Travis Scott and Chris brown remind me daily that people will worship and cheer a complete piece of shit
Needs more Skibidi Toilet and Italian Brainrot references!
I believe skibidi toilet already fell out of popularity
This doll looks so hideous. It’s the manifestation of those creepy dolls from your grandma’s house you get nightmarea from.
It’s like the Furbies have reawakened to haunt us once again
Nightmarrhea, a more advanced and terrifying form of diarrhea
I think this is satire.
can it be stored in a stanley cup?
Sure, if you’re a member of the National Hockey League’s Florida Panthers.
Solid contender for a Jabba the Hutt sentence again right here
Man, I’m just ping-ponging between these two posts
Can you serve it in a Prime bottle please?
