Nah he was a hero delivering justice
Godspeed, you hero of gyros, you hoagie heroine, you rigoletto of Ruebens…
A grinder goodie.
The Po’ Boy Protestor
An American Gyro
Sammie Samaritan.
My goodness, so poetic - I love it! And I fully agree with you.
Cops love sandwiches.
Are those the dangerous gangmembers Trump was talking about?
Don’t you know it’s worse than Baghdad!
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What’s the charge? Delivering a footlong meal? A succulent foot-long meal?
It would be assault of a police officer and resisting arrest. Looks like that guy in pink was running in slow motion vs the special forces wanna be’s wearing 50 lbs of armor and equipment.
Throwing sandwiches should become the new protest en masse.
I think it’s just a play on succulent Chinese meal guy (he’s dead now).
Not all heroes wear capes
But he does have a wrapsheet that’s a foot long.
Some just have hero sandwiches?
That slow run was like ballet.
Did he get away?
it’s literally in the title. lol
Fucking fantastic!
what a hero
handoff food delivery for those fine fucks, whoops folks, in the gestapo
a domestic terrorist using a sandwich of mass destruction. /s
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Just like taco bell, you should probably get your colon’s health checked digitally if eating a random sandwich from a chain is giving you issues.
The murder weapon was composed of ham and cheese
Never mess with the heavy eating his sandwich
The hero we need.
The gyro we need.
A large sandwich\sub is literally known as a “hero” sandwich. Why would you try to take that perfection away to go for “gyro” , that is neither pronounced the same, or is a similar sandwich?
You should know, Cole, that everyone loves a pedant.
Plus gyro DOES rhyme with hero
Gyro does, but gyro doesn’t.
Pure poetry.
Pyrotry?
…go google Greek Gyro, then go find your closest Greek restaurant and educate your taste buds. Tust. They will be happy.
Oh, don’t get me wrong. I love eating them. But the guy threw a hero sandwich.
Ah my bad! I misunderstood your comment
book ‘im lou. one count of bein’ a bear, one count of bein’ accessory to bein’ a bear
adjust nerd glasses technically speaking…the greek word gyro is pronounced “eeer-o” so its not that far off from “here-o”
