

The Damascus steel of stupid.


The Damascus steel of stupid.


In marching band, I learned you can get pretty much everywhere with a white polo, black slacks, and (optionally) an instrument. The same usually holds true for a hi-vis vest and jeans.


Me, literally every Mikiri counter: Get stomped on, idiot!


Blasted! Skewered, even.
wait really? Crap, my bad. I guess about 1/3 of all the German I thought I knew was wrong.
Nah, lupus in German just means lupus
Well, I know just enough German to tell you that I’ve got some bad news for you…
Edit: good news, everyone, I’m a dumbass


One of the 6 in every 6-3 decision to help Trump get out of control thinks he’s out of control, waow
Therapy costs money. Propaganda is not only free, it’s shoved in your face and you have to pay to block it (partially).


“Boop.”
But also, I think similarly for commenting online.
90% of the time, I type out a comment, only to hit cancel and move on. It’s surprisingly cathartic.


We really did shape western society after Rome, didn’t we?

Free will?
John Milton?
Oh God, I’ll never get this right…


Another example of Big Media always twisting the narrative! They didn’t “pass wind,” they FARTED! Stop diverting the blame!


I was explaining to my kid what a cassette was, and then I realized that I had to explain what physical media was first. Like, no, movies and music didn’t always just materialize out of the magic light-box.
Also had to explain to a nephew what the save icon was. That was funny.
DUI cheat sheet


Yeah! It’s crazy; it was one of the bigger mass extinction events. It rusted all of the exposed iron on the planet too, which I think is just cool.


Godrick gives his toughest battles to his, uh, soldiest… soldiers?
“I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings…”
That threw me through a loop the first time seeing it. We’re in a gorgeous silvergrass field having the most complex and elegant sword fight yet. Pure beauty and poise. Years of discipline and skill honed to an edge… Then he shoots me 6 times in the chest with a semi-automatic pistol.