Trump, 79, admitted to Fox News on Tuesday that he feels he is “at the bottom of the totem pole” regarding his odds of making it to the promised land, leading many to ponder: Why is the president suddenly so hell-bent on making it to the pearly gates?
A malignant narcissist, rapist, molester, pedophile, repeat adulterer, pathological liar, who’s primary personality traits include gloating, overt cruelty and hatred getting into any version of heaven? Add in the estimated 1.5 million Americans who unnecessarily lost their lives due to Trump’s deliberate politicizing of a pandemic and I think he’s going to hell in a hand basket.
And the estimated 300K deaths from gutting US AID overnight.
There goes Pittsburgh too, not that it matters to the hacks that help put him in office.
I wish he’d do it sooner
Yet loads of Americans think he’s the next coming of Christ
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
A malignant narcissist, a rapist, a molester, a pedophile, a felon, a repeat adulterer and a pathological liar walk up to the pearly gates and Saint Peter says “Other way, Donald.”
These evil people deserve a fate worse than hell. Religion is only there to keep us common folk in line. If the god existed that Christian’s fear then these hypocrites would already be doomed. All this does is become an escape goat to put one actions and excuses into something that can’t be held accountable.
I don’t believe in a Christian afterlife (and the jury’s out on any at all), but I really want there to be one so these sick fucks can have all the pain and suffering they’ve caused rubbed into their faces.
Arguably, this is the entire appeal of the hellfire doctrine. It’s not really in the Bible at all–there are scriptures you can kinda interpret that way, but you can kinda interpret another way, too. It’s bolted onto Christianity and repeated from the pulpit so often that the pews don’t notice that it isn’t really there.
He should be reincarnated as a cockroach that immediately gets stomped. And that should repeat a few thousand times.
Like the seven deadly sins, it’s just more appendant mythology to herd the sheep.
become an escape goat
LOL
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I mean, if you’re feeling like doing good things to try to buy your way to heaven, I know there is a shit ton of student loans that could be forgiven… just sayin
You’re in luck, they’re willing to do that but only if you join ICE.
Who didn’t treat the sorjourner as their own?
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I’m concerned that he has maintained his health for this long.
He’s just fucking saying this to get in good graces with the Christian idiots to make himself look like he’s more repentant than he is. It’s all to win back hearts because of Epstein being pervasive.
It’s easier for a camel to pass through an eye of a needle than it will be for him and his ilk to get into heaven.
If I believed in heaven, I’d probably take more solace in that. But I would much prefer we enact justice while he’s living, even if only as an example to others who’d wish to follow in his footsteps.
If Trump could get into heaven, then I want nothing to do with it.
Don’t wait for the pie in the sky in the sweet bye and bye. If we want justice, we have to make it happen here on earth.
I hope his final days are spent in terror, just panicking confusing terror
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Trump took my job in April. Trump placed tariffs so the economy is crashing. Trump fired the lady that was reporting on new job creation. The metrics that track the chances of me getting a new job are falsified.
I hope he dies. I hope he dies alone and is scared in the end. I hope he dies before I become homeless. Damn him until the seas dry and the land ashens. Damn him until time itself shatters.
I keep hoping the next Big Mac is the one that does him in.
The reality is that the next fascist republican will be worst (smarter and more evil). America is literally better off with Trump, the incompetent one.
I hope he dies in terror while surrounded by brown and black people.
Personally I’ve been wishing for car fires that they can’t escape from and, if they’re in a Tesla, there might be a chance of that.
A Tesla crash, followed by an antibiotic-resistant flesh-eating bacterial infection.
Me less so. I feel like those people would be scapegoated.
Eh fair point.
Those last two lines are fire my friend. Good luck on the job search
Thanks, I need it.
He deserves to suffer horribly, helplessly seeing his situation deterioriate day by day, as his wealth and power is stipped from him.
There was apparently a time when Trump knew how to put his tie at the correct level.
Also, Trump is in the Epstein Files.
Getting a tie tied correctly with tiny hands is difficult.
Is that a suit jacket with denim pants and denim shirt? He must have been high as balls when he got dressed.
He is afraid of dying because he well knows there is a special place in hell for him. Right next to Reagan and Thatcher.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
Reagan and Haig
Mr. Begin and friend
Mrs. Thatcher
And Paisley “Hello Maggie!”
Mr. Brezhnev and party “Scusi dov’è il bar?”
The ghost of McCarthy
And the memories of Nixon
And now, adding colour “Who’s the bald chap?”
A group of anonymous Latin-American meat packing glitterati
I’m gonna go on a limb and say that if that dude gets into heaven, they’ve got some super low standards. I mean, 2am drunkard with full-on coke bottle glasses low.
All these really good people coming in behind him saying “Wait, HE’S here? Why the fuck did I behave myself all these years? I could have gotten laid 1000 more times, but NOOOO, I have to remain faithful to my wife, and protect my mortal soul, and I end up in the same place as HIM? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!”
“Can I help you?”
“Oh, no, I’m sorry, I wasn’t calling you, I was using your name on vain, Sorry.”
“Yeah, you might wanna watch that, we take that one kind of seriously around here.”
There’s no way we’re gonna be so lucky. Plus, JD in the WH? Yikes.
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If he wants to maximize his chances of seeing Heaven, he should start working towards that now. I would suggest he gives away all his wealth, resigns from any position of power, publicly apologizes for his past misdeeds, and retreats to spend the rest of his days living as a monk in a remote monastery, preferably one where all the brothers take a vow of silence.
Yeah, he’s more likely to decide he was chosen by God for a mission, botch it while claiming a tremendous success, and declare he has a guaranteed spot at the right of God, if not as his successor.
All of these overrich believers will stretch their beliefs with no limit until they encompass their whole life and actions. They’re “chosen”.
Pretty much this, when people with his level of narcissism ‘find god’ it’s always with a self-affirmation bent, that God must want whatever he wants, because he is the best and obviously whatever he wants is, by definition, right.
If anything, a person might conclude they’ve been too lenient somehow and they need to double down on “their vision” before it’s too late.
I don’t believe for a moment that he is actually even remotely religious. I suspect he’s at most an apathetic agnostic. We all know he simply panders to Christians to get their support. He sees them as suckers who he can grift, just like their preachers do.
He worships himself
I buy it.
If you spend enough time near people on their way out you will find even agnostic and atheist praying at times, Pascals wager and all that. Almost everyone is scared of death, including those that won’t admit. One bad doctors visit can turn people religious.
My mother knew when her time was up. Her last words: “Well, that’s it, then, Love you. Bye.”
Some people might plead and beg. Not everyone.
Trump worships himself. That’s all there is for him.
