Now do the vacuum compartment of my Roomba. Mmmmmmm …
My tongue is defective
You can very easily disprove this by imagining how an object will feel, and then licking it.
There’s an indie game that just came out called Dragon Detective, where investigation is about using the five senses, plus the sixth sense of magic.
You would think that Taste would be a fringe-use sense that barely comes up, but no, this dragon really does lick the whole crime scene to judge the makeup of an object.
“S-Stop! Please stop licking the walls!!”
My tongue didn’t account for the taste when it longed for the anus last night.
There’s no accounting for taste, famously
The table leg feels like kiki and the football feels like bouba. Easy
My fingers also know.
As does my pp.It’s the brain.
The same damaged brain that can’t tell how it will feel doing something it enjoys.
That a fuck.Oh, my stars! Does that mean… Oh, goodness 🫢
I guess infancy is just about establishing a fundamental texture profile to use in adulthood. A standardised collection of mouthfeels. PANTONGUE™️
I’m just realizing from your comment that the pan- in PANTONE is the same as the pan- in pansexual.
I was thinking exactly this while reading the meme. Our first experiences with the world are touching things and then putting them in our mouths. We build a cognitive database of touch- and taste-based sensory data from day one. Of course that’s going to inform our thoughts later on!
I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like
The silicone type of lint roller would probably feel like an unusually firm silicone dildo and the sticky tape type would probably feel slippery like postage stamp and taste with that sickly sweet chemical adhesive taste
Only one way to find out. Do it… For science!
Extra sticky postage stamp.
Lightly used lint roller and wet tongue? Fuzzy and tacky but slippery. Unless you dry out your tongue first, then it’ll just stick in a weird and unsatisfying way.
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I dunno…
looks at pile of discarded lint rollers covered in saliva
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I’ve seen this before, but I have to wonder: has anyone actually tested it? Like sure, you can imagine what licking asphalt would feel like, but have you ever just done it to make sure your imagination is right?
Asphalt tastes like gummy bears for a second.
A healthy anus can tell the difference between solids, liquids, and gasses.
That’s due to the anal sampling reflex
just because it can tell the difference doesn’t mean you can necessarily do anything with that information. sometimes that train, she comes quickly.
Ain’t no stopping that train.
Everybody poops
Pretty much every asshole I know can do that
You test them? Your parties must be unsettling for new friends!
Isn’t this the same for hands?
False. I have no idea what licking lava would feel like.
I assume it works best when you see the things in front of you at least once, rather than just images, and I’ve never seen lava in real life
Pain. Your face may also feel some, as well.
Ok, fair enough.
If it weren’t for the skin incinerating temperature, it’d probably feel like softened caramel
Ever eaten Hot Pockets?
“Is your Hot Pocket cold in the middle?”
“It’s frozen, but it can be served boiling-lava hot.”Hotdogs/brats with cheese in them are in the same category.
Not yet. Wanna try together?
Hi, my name’s Lava
