Let me skip to the future decision for you: yes 6-3
Unsigned
Majority opinion written by Clarence Thomas.
Clarence “Uncle” Thomas.
Spy magazine ran a great cartoon back in the early '90s which I can’t find anywhere online. It was captioned “Clarence Thomas greets the day” and it showed him bending down on his front porch to pick up the newspaper with a negro stable boy lawn statue next to him.
Reality really is stranger than fiction sometimes.
Society tends to repeat on approximately 80-100 year cycles. Just long enough for the generations affected by bullshit to lose their voices and die.
Society tends to repeat on approximately 80-100 year cycles.
American society. And it’s been closely shown to hold since when America attacked Canada, of all places.
Other countries have their own cycles. Consider the 11-year Canada goose purge cycle that affects your friends to the north. It’s not spoken of but, like seal clubbing, a periodic culling is required to prevent them invading and burning the Library of Parliament and goosey sanchez-ing the last copy of the Declaration upon Dependence. It’s a little backward up there.
And western society though there is reason to dismiss the theory as pseudoscientific
Uncle Ruckus, no relation
“SCOUTS reconsiders lynching”
-Clarence Thomas
Don’t forget his title: uncle
Sweet! Dred Scott is back on the docket, baby!
Can’t wait to share this with my Latino friends who voted for Trump.
Enshrining the Brown Paper Bag Test into federal statute.
I just learned about the brown paper bag test from a new episode of The Proud Family
Just when you think, it couldn’t possibly get any more absurd.
Wait. There are still people who doubt this timeline’s consistently proven penchant for exponential fuckery? Are they one of those no-contact tribes? (Although, I’ve always wondered if those tribes were as much isolationist as “nah, fuck all of your world -we’re good.”)
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We just have to convince the conservatives that this would be a DEI program and it’ll be a slam dunk case. /s
Wasn’t this already decided when they ruled that stop-and-frisk laws were unconstitutional due to racial profiling?
Lol. You think this court cares what happened in 2013?
Only if it happened in 1862.
The court doesn’t give a fuck about anything but being corrupt at this point.
Why respect precedent when you can just make a new one and get bribed for it?
It’s called a “gratuity” now instead of a bribe. I guess the SCOTUS was feeling left out watching the other two branches make money hand over fist and decided to legalize it.
Edit: apparently the difference is getting paid after, instead of before, whatever “service” is provided.
Stare Decisis is for suckers.
Blindly following precedent without reason, maybe…but applying the law without any form of consistency isn’t helpful either. Rulings need to be fair, across the board. They can’t wildly swing from one precedent to another, depending on the individual whims of whichever judge is currently deciding a case.
That’s exactly what’s happening now, with the current Supreme Court…and look at how that’s going.
They can’t wildly swing from one precedent to another, depending on the individual whims of whichever judge is currently deciding a case.
They can and they are.
That’s why I responded the way I did to the guy that said, “Stare Decisis is for suckers”.
The current Supreme Court is not adhering to precedent. Without that adherence, no decision is final. Every established law can simply be reinterpreted again and again, without any consistency.
I wasn’t suggesting it, that phrase is an older conservative trope from legal blog from 20 years ago that is clearly motivating the current Supreme Court. (The current strict scrutiny podcast references it too in a clearly sarcastic tone as well)
How is this even up for debate? It’s like we went 100+ years in the past 🤦♂️
I wonder which way they will go…
Bro.
How is this even a question?
For the same reason old white men can debate their authority over woman’s body. Murica.
Hey now, don’t forget Clarence Thomas. He’s worked very hard to be as evil as possible. Sometimes old black men can be racist in their own way.
Seeing how many black men voted for trump i think they’re quite comfortable being racist. Super homophobic too
We don’t claim uncle ruckus
Racism doesn’t have a specific color. Anyone can be racist.
Oh joy.
This court. Deciding if cops can openly be racist.
I wonder how they will rule. Lmao.


















