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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Trump denies he’s dead

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Trump denies he’s dead

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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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    1000001771

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      Removed by mod

      • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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        Wut?

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        1000001963

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          While I cannot assume I know jerkface’s stance, what they may be saying is that it is not great to equate pedophilia and child molestation because many pedophiles seek professional and personal interventions based on their attractions. Often, they take severe measures to keep themselves away from children because they do not want to hurt said children. Saying all pedophiles are child molesters disincentivizes people from seeking help from psychological and medical professionals when they may most need it. Thanks for listening. Cheers.

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            Furthermore, MOST CHILD MOLESTERS ARE NOT PEDOPHILES, despite what our esteemed moderator might think. People don’t assault children because they are fucking sexually attracted to children, any more than they assault women because they are sexually attracted to women. Read a fucking book once, moderator. Sexual assault is not about sexual attraction! It’s almost always about power and trauma. Most children are assaulted by family members and other people they have a personal relationship with in a cycle of abuse and trauma, not some rando who gets hot for children. That is such a rare occurrence, but people have some kind of weird need to believe it’s only practiced by people who are attracted to children. They live in a fucking cartoon world.

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          Do you have the power of speech?

          • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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            do you?

            I mean, your previous comment was less than coherent.

            why don’t you say what you mean instead of dancing around the subject?

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    ENHANCE!

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    There are two Trumps before you. One always lies and one is dead…

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      Oh fuck me!

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          WHERE’D YOU GET THIS VIDEO OF ME???

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            Obama actually is on Bluesky. I had to check your username to see if maybe he was on Lemmy too…and with jokes!

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              I’m actually for realsies Obama. Every conspiracy theory you’ve ever heard is true. Especially the ones that contradict each other.

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    he says he's not dead yet

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      Why does this have the Lord of the Rings ending filter over it?

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        I don’t know, but I liked it anyway

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      You’re not fooling anyone you know!

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        I can’t take him like that, it’s against regulations

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          Look, isn’t there something you can do?

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            I feel happy!

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    And why should I believe a liar like him?

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    He is not dead. He is the undead. The wounds, the incoherent speech. The first zombie president.

    When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the halls of the white house and congress.

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      The desperate search for a brain

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      Why did you link a picture of people during covid who refused to wear masks?

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        Its still Covid. You can still wear a mask. It protects disabled people and reduces surveillance.

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          Still wearing mine. I get asked why about twice a day.

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      That pretty much looks like a session of Congress. Mitch McConnell in back.

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    So he’s undead then. We are in a zombie apocalypse

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    Well I didn’t believe he was dead before but now I’m not so sure

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    That was definitely Eric in a skinsuit. Proof: trust me, bro.

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    I don’t believe him.

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    That’s exactly what a dead president would say.

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    Yeah, but he lies all the time… Can we trust him on this?

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      In front of a door stands two presidents. One lies all the time and the other is dead.

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      It’s easy to anticipate his moves because he has so much visibility. We know what he means when he speaks because we have decades of written and spoken text from him. We don’t trust him to do the right thing, but we do trust him to be as cruel as he suggests he is.

      On the contrary, some lemmy.world users however only have two posts… it’s much harder to trust their words because we don’t know them yet.

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    Liar

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    Damn! So close.

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      I heard he said he would release the Epstein files over his dead body and I was all for that.

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