Maybe it’s a show, a game, food, a song, or even a book, but what’s that thing you love even though you know it’s objectively bad?
you mean other than jorkin it?
Food. Good god. I’ve been right on the line between obese and overweight for most of my life, but there was a brief period like 5ish years ago where I finally dropped like 30 pounds and got myself looking the way I wanted.Then I started living on my own, and while that’s been really good for me in a lot of ways… oh boy, I went hog wild. I’ve always enjoyed cooking and baking, but not having to worry about hijacking the kitchen (or anyone stealing the fruits of my labor!) meant I was making all kinds of cookies, brownies, babka, breads, bagels, I’ve made croissants from scratch a couple times… eventually I memorized my brownie recipe and I got into the habit of, several times a week, making a “single serve” brownie by just throwing everything into one little oven safe bowl (sorta like these) and then eating the whole damn thing.
Last week I made enough dough for 3 pizzas, so I did one basically normal, and then inspiration struck. For the second one I made a southern-style gravy and used that instead of tomato sauce, and then the last one turned into a dessert pizza. Made a chocolate sauce out of cacao powder, melted butter, sugar, and honey, and then topped it with shredded coconut. Holy fuck, so easy, so tasty, both fresh out the oven and cold out the fridge. Highly recommend. But anyway I ate all 3 pizzas in 2 days.
Surprisingly enough my weight’s actually been trending downward this month. Maybe if I’m lucky it won’t have to be such a guilty pleasure for too much longer lol
edit, I keep forgetting to take pics of the stuff I make or else I’d post about it, but at least I did take this one of the dessert pizza

Do… Do you want to get fucking married?
lol sorry but you might regret marrying a straight man :(
especially after what i just said about not sharing!
I just require cuddles and leftovers. Imagination for the rest
I guess the sharing could be a problem
Beer.
I enjoy getting buzzed, but hard liquor or cocktails is never my first choice. Beer will always be my favorite.
I drink Keystone almost every day. Can’t stand anything stronger. Also, I don’t trust myself on anything stronger.
If it weren’t for beer, I would be in great shape, look better, and sleep better. I don’t care.
Alcohol, but I’ve cut back immensely in the past 4 years. Turns out you can’t drink like you did in your 20s when you’re in your 40s and expect to feel fine the next morning. I think I’m almost at the point where I’m gonna give it up entirely, or just have it on special occasions, because it’s just not worth it anymore.
I’m in my 40s and could use a motivator to slow down a bit… Maybe I just hydrate enough to feel fine the next day lol
Easiest way to do it is just not buy it, that’s how I’ve been approaching it. Or if I do, I’ll only buy on a Friday enough to last a weekend (1 bottle of wine or a 4-6pk of cider/beer/vodka seltzer for me), and that’s it.
Easier done when you have the feeling shitty motivation the next day.
I was in the exact same boat 2 years ago. I don’t know what happened exactly, but I just decided it was time to stop. At the time it was to see how it went, and how long I could go without it. And I honestly never looked back. I feel tons better, and I’m sure I’m overall much healthier as well. And I don’t miss it or crave it anymore, except very occasionally when work gets to the “You have got be shitting me right now” level, and even then it’s not a strong craving and I just ignore it until it goes away. And the $avings!
Maybe not objectively bad, but mine is '60s music. Even the super sugary pop crap (well, minus bubblegum). Even though a lot of the lyrics haven’t aged well. I just love it. SiriusXM’s '60s Gold stays on my radio dial!
Also, I love being in the sun. I’m super pale and I’ve had to have a bunch of things removed and biopsied by the dermatologist, so now I load up on sunblock and avoid the sun like a vampire, which makes me sad. I know it’s bad for me but I really do love the sun 💛
Ghost Adventures. I watch an episode before bed like 3 times a week. I used to work in tv production and know it’s not real. But in my experience, more than the other ghost shows, it weaves in some cute tricks along with obvious ones. Something about that mix keeps me just the right amount of entertained but relaxed in a way that helps me fall asleep.
Yoooo, this show is a fucking riot, I love it for the cheese factor
I know right! I have no when or why I watched it for the first time, but I’m with it tbh
I came across it years ago when it was first airing on TV, a friend of mine was super into Zak (imo he’s an overgrown child but to each their own). Got into it because they are so extra, it def works as a comedy. Then later in life had some roomies and we’d watch it while smoking. Hilarious, have quite a few phrases that live in my head rent free from that show
Never tried watching while smoking! I’m the type that might get scared if I did that lol. Maybe I’ll try it someday, kinda sounds like a blast!
Okay I had to actually switch accounts before replying, ha ha. My absolute favorite guilty pleasure is reading and writing m/m paranormal smut. Absolutely love it. I hoover that shit up.
Family knows I write urban fantasy, so when I started writing m/m smut, I had to get a pen name. They think I stopped writing after two books-- but that’s not accurate since I have three books under the pen name. The middle book is so smutty that I would be horrified for anyone to connect me to it but it is a damn fine piece of writing. Damn fine. So full of absolutely animalistic descriptive sex, it’s frankly amazing I managed to fit a plot in there somewhere.
So, writing and reading smutty books. 😚
Peaches. I can’t eat them without having a seriously bad time for a day or two. Still, if I see a Georgia peach that’s soft I usually just deal with the consequences later. They’ve been the hardest fruit to give up.
Here is your theme song.
Lol, a dream worth living… unfortunately, I’d be dead in short order.
National Treasure is a mediocre movie that I will always watch the shit out of. It is the perfect balance of ridiculousness and action, and just always brings me joy.
Nicholas Cage is a National Treasure.
Crappy romance movies. Like the crappy Christmas ones on hallmark or Netflix
Can’t say guilt is in any way associated with it but soda is my smokes. Have quit a few times and all it takes is some stress and im back.
Zuckerberg budget saver monster pops, cherry pineapple frozen treats.
He is truly behind anything that is bad for you.
I’m weird. Playing nsfw games while trying to avoid nsfw. Some of them have cool stories and not shying away from mature themes make them much more enjoyable. And some are simply way too expansive sims, I swear that horny is the second biggest motivator for building life sims after dwarfs.
Walking around town with a plug in.
How is this one my 100th upvote to you
does it feel good or something because I imagine it just feels weird
Does it feel good
Incredibly so.
Weird question but do big sturdy poops also feel good?
I mean… Yeah, but for a totally different reason.
So, real talk…you ever cough or sneeze and rocket it out onto the sidewalk?
A good plug, like an NJoy PurePlug, will never fall out if you cough or sneeze. You have to actively want to remove it.
Only when it’s getting time to go up a size.
The movie White Chicks - Personally can’t get enough of how offensive it is to literally everyone
A can of Pringle chips
I secretly buy about three or four cans whenever we go grocery shopping. My wife’s unwell so I have to do everything at the grocery store and most times I’m on my own. But in just about every trip I buy the chips and sneak them around the house and eat them myself. I love the stuff and my favorite is BBQ.
Sometimes I feel like some alcoholic sneaking bottles around the house. I have a can in the basement, one in the garage and always one by my desk. I keep track of them all to keep them fresh and renewed.
I have a problem don’t I? … yeah I know … but I love it.
(I also do this with the purple Super Stack chips from my local Dollar Tree.)
Same here … I feel like an addict … if I can’t find Pringles, I will go for the no name stuff in a tube … they taste about the same but Pringles is like gourmet junk food in a can to me.
They’re absolute garbage, and they’re amazing.















