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Poayjay@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前

Gentlemen, comedy has now peaked

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Gentlemen, comedy has now peaked

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Poayjay@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前
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  • Fleur_@aussie.zone
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    What’s this supposed to be?

  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    it is because of the spelling mistake, or despite it?

  • NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world
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    I’m unreasonably annoyed that the sticker label doesn’t fully sit along it and is exposed at the ends.

  • Steve@startrek.website
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    I hand-wrote “labelmaker” on the box where I keep mine and my wife lost her shit

  • MrPistachios@lemmy.today
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    We printed a Brady label to go over the Brady logo on ours

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  • AA5B@lemmy.world
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    Is that a spelling joke? I can’t figure aught the angel.

  • skip0110@lemmy.zip
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    The first thing I labeled with my label maker was its charger :)

  • alk@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Hey, me too.

  • Sibbo@sopuli.xyz
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    That’s a labelmakerlabel

    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbier

    • andyburke@fedia.io
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      It was made on a labelmaker labelmaker.

    • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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      lablemakerlable

      • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        We’re going full German now

  • ooterness@lemmy.world
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    Why is there a photo of my labelmaker here? 🤔

  • Chris@feddit.uk
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    I believe this is the first thing anybody does with a new “lablemaker”

    • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world
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      If it isn’t, what are you even doing with your life?

    • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
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      It’s a long time ago now, but I believe I wrote the word “knobhead” and affixed it to the back of the collar of my friend/housemate’s coat.

      If I didn’t do that first, I did it second.

    • marcos@lemmy.world
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      The first thing I did with mine was labeling boxes of screws by size…

      • dustycups@aussie.zone
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        I choose to believe that, while the boxes were now labelled & sorted by size, the screws inside were thrown into completeley random boxes.

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      Nope, I printed out “plant” and put the label on a flower pot.

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        Did you then print out another label with the word “label” and put it on top of the “plant” label?

        • Cobrachicken@lemmy.world
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          Sir, this is dull men’s club. Please refrain from posting such excitement!

          • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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            Lotta overlap with dadjokes in this post.

      • Chris@feddit.uk
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        Same vibe. Well done!

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    Lab le Maker

    • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk
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      Is that Macklemore’s second cousin?

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      Thank you for nasal coffee.

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    To be fair, “spell checker” wouldn’t be accurate.

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    This is perfection

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      ** Pefrection

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        No regerts.

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