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Counterpoint:
counter counter point:
Should he go to land jail or ocean jail?
arrest this man
this reminds me of the story of the four-leaved clover:
nature can do whatever the hell it wants :)
what on earth is he thinking?
Nothing 🤗
@welcometomymemepage on instagram used to make these memes. there should be a tag.
Rocks that swim around like fish!
No thank you the ocean!
That and Jacob’s “which cryptid is the chillest to blaze with.” Are my favorite presentations.
You mean we discovered fried shrimp in the ocean? Then there is gonna be a possibility that we find steamed fish there as well. Keep exploring!
I would imagine some fish get too close to volcanic vents.
especially so if they have no intelligence i guess
With lime and chilli sauce?
Mmm…steamed clams
You call them steamed when they are clearly grilled?
Yes, it’s a regional dialect.
What region northern lights may I see it?
No.
Lies! We shouldn’t explore the ocean cause we will wake up an eldtritch horror that will end the world. Madness for everyone.
Which now saying out loud, doesn’t sound too bad.
looks at everything
Are we sure we didn’t already trigger this?
Are we going to wake up and realize some dude accidentally released a metric fuckton of drugs into the air and we were all on a bender?
It would certainly explain a lot.
I’m sorry, but the list of things in the ocean that taste good is much much longer than that.
how do you know when someone abuses animals don’t worry they never ever ever stop telling you ha ha ha
Yes, I counted undiscovered jelly fish, what of it?
Someone has to - otherwise how do you allocate funds for discovering new things, if you don’t know how many new things there are?
have you considered… fried crab?
“Yes please observe the accumulation of saline pools on the ocean floor. Please take me to the SOFAR channel to help me project my voice across the planet” -Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
What if we find giant lobsters and crabs that are even tastier?
You’re just jealous they’re immortal.
Went and named two of my least favorite seafoods
That is freakin’ adorable! Look at that smile!
But does it taste good?
I wouldn’t recommend eating the baby eldritch horror; that’s how you get momma eldritch horror to do unkind things.
but if you’re willing to accept unfathomable consequences… saute in butter, with some garlic and lemon.
