I have two answers for you.
1: I have acne I’m too old for and gray hairs I’m too young for.
2: I have the depression of a millennial and the uninhibited madness of a zoomer.
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Ford… Carter
Three Mile Island
Iran Hostage crisis
Launch of Columbia
Challenger
Chernobyl
So you actually get most of the lyrics in Billy Joel’s “We didn’t start the fire?”
OMG… That’s brilliant. Wish I had thought of it.
We used slide rules in high school physics class. I still have mine.
Bionicle.
I played Super Mario Bros on a table arcade in a pizza restaurant.
My pizza place had a sit down Mrs Pac-Man, a stand up Galaga, Tempest and Centipede, and a western themed pinball machine.
I groan when I get up and my back pops when I lean a certain way. I’m way too young for those.
I have a child old enough to vote
In which god forsaken country are voting rights dependent on children’s age?
Uhm…
Uh, most of the countries I know you need to be an adult to vote aka 18.
(I am aware, it’s the same here - I was just making a joke by splitting up the sentence differently)
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when I was a kid we didn’t come home until dinner or fear the belt from dad
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the song I lost my virginity to was Lady D’Arbanville, it was an older lady that was almost 30 years older than me. she wouldn’t stop speaking French the whole time even though she knew English.
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I used to type Load “”
LOAD “BLAH” ,8 ,1. Just kidding, I only has a cassette drive. :(
Did you learn to splice with a razor blade and scotch tape?
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That’s a really good one.
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I remember where I was when Reagan was shot.
What is that?
That’s a portable CD player with a tape adapter in its headphone jack. The tape is the played by the tape deck of your car stereo. This is for when you didn’t have a brand new car with a CD player in the dash or the trunk, but you still had a portable CD player.
Ahhhh I see now— for a moment for me it looked like one of those AI gen images where it looks like something but the closer you look it isn’t anything— used to have a tape to aux converter in my car for this purpose.
My life began at the end of history.
My rollerskates had 4 wheels and looked like tennis shoes. A cartoon named Thundarr helped develop my lifelong love of post apocalyptic media. Mtv played music videos, all day. I watched the pilot of my favorite t.v. show ever after work one night. “You exist here”
About as old as [joke redacted] was
