There’s precedent for tall:

This looks like Karameru’s art style.
1 leg at each end obviously not a good runner
If you face the legs at each end perpendicular to the body rather than parallel, that’d be a very sturdyboi.
Depends if you’re drinking a Rainier with it.
I think they would be able to revert between the two. Yeah. I stand by that.
Horizontally is the more aerodynamic option and hence superior
This is already settled science.
Psh, hot dogs would obviously have 4 legs. They’re dogs after all.

No, they are sandwiches
Tacos ftfy
Tacos are sandwiches, too
The words “horizontally” and “vertically”: 😢
Not tall-style?
Wideways, maybe.
Guardians too.
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Depends on the condiments
Evolution would optimize for the environment; currently unanswerable.
Top is running like Naruto

Settled ages ago. And the legs are on the bun.








