I love coelacanths 🤤
mary me mommy
Coela can ths ?
Should have gone with Babirussas
Once you hit’em with the “coelacanth is closer related to us than gold fish” gambit, which leads to the “what is fish” manoeuvre, and finish them with a “whales are fish and birds are reptiles” pincer attack, they’re as good as gone.
Wait.
Hank Green has helped me see the light. Whales are fish! Whales are fish!!!
There’s no such thing as a fish.
Harkin, is that you?
Shhh.
Don’t be absurd, you silly fish.
This is me. Im in this meme. I love coelacanths and fish.
swoons I love all topics evolution and nerd-adjacent. This is the type of date I wish I could go on instead of everyone conforming to some imagined idea of fleeting coolness or throwing money around. retches Relevant video
I wish my nerds would throw a power point party, that seems like it would go over well with this crowd. (Not so sure about them)
You might enjoy Dropout’s “Smartypants” series. 🤓
what’s a coelecanth?
Tell us tomorrow
Based on the replies you’ve gotten so far I suspect this may be a joke I’m not getting, but I’m choosing to react as if it’s a genuine question anyway.
A coelacanth is a super old fish that everyone thought was extinct, and then one day we just happened to find them alive! They’re a “living fossil” animal in that they haven’t changed much in a very long time and give us a window into the past. Here’s a picture I stole:
Too many fins. Don’t like it because it didn’t evolve into something on land. Selfish jerks.
it’s the single hole used for both shitting and sexual reproduction
Cloaca*
Understandable, I only know what they are from Animal Crossing.
It’s a fish you can only catch while it’s raining.
oof, I can feel the secondhand embarassment
Next time tip the scales in your favor with a more positive approach. Little less coelaCAN’Th, little more coelacCANth.
And absolutely no coelacanþ.
þis is þorn erasure!!!1! 😤
Too specific. Needed at least a quick refresher on all ocean life first. Gotta let them get warmed up before you hit them with the good stuff.
It’s like this idiot had never heard of foreplay
Pardon, but did you just refer to our @Stamets@lemmy.world as an idiot?
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Yes. Yes and report me, this would be the funniest ban I’ve ever gotten.
Well get ready to start laughing…
I do want to clarify, I did not request this and the only way I saw this was via that screenshot. I am so sorry lol
(It should be undone by the way)
You fucking snitch
And proud of it <3
Stuff it, adulterer.
I was only following orders [my own]
The cunt that reported me should be drawn and quartered.
Well you’d be the expert on the best punishment for that cunt for sure
Yeah you gotta leave them wanting more. If you give up the coelacanth on the first date, he doesn’t have a reason to come back for a second date.
I would probably fall in love if I got to hear a 30 minute, passionate info dump on a date.
honestly, neurodiverse people shouldn’t date neurotypicals.
neurotypicals are too weird.
It’s true. They think we’re boring, we think they’re boring. I remember dating a definitely NT person and was baffled that they never wanted to do deep dives on any topics with me.
Who wouldn’t want to spend all weekend with their partner learning about the history of weaving and how various textile related machinery works, then cap it off by marathon playing Loom in robes?! Weirdos.
my NT ex said that me talking about my interest is abuse, yet she has no trouble abusing me till suicide.
This is why I can’t date people who talk too much. They go on a 20 minute monologue and after I try several times to add input, and then they keep going, I get frustrated that I couldn’t say anything, and now the topic is changing so I’ll come off looking like I wasn’t listening to the whole thing so now I’m falling behind on what they’re talking, I catch up and find something relevant to say if they ever stop talking, but they don’t, so I lose interest and start thinking about something else. But after my train of thought hits a few stops and they’re still fucking talking and then I’m internally screaming at them to SHUT THE FUCK UP! And I Invision either my sudden brutal death or theirs.
Idk if I’m ND or not because I can’t just info dump for 30 min. I’m just a boring guy that has a lot of interests but not enough knowledge in one specific subject about anything, I need some back and forth to keep conversation alive.
If I may be blunt, I don’t think that’s because your ex is NT. It sounds like your ex is just an abusive asshole. I’m sorry you had to deal with their abuse.
honestly, I’m sorry for traumadumping, took some gummies and I’m not really me.
from now on I’ll aim to date neurodiverse people instead, we are more fun anyways.
No apology necessary, I didn’t even think of it as trauma dumping. Sometimes things just come up and I think that’s okay.
Enjoy your gummies!
aim to date neurodiverse people instead, we are more fun anyways.
I can offer little better advice. Similarly, find someone whose baggage complements yours, so you can have a matching set.
I looked everywhere in my house, couldn’t find anyone, not even under the couch
Excuse me, neurotypicals aren’t weird enough. Normal is boring.
By “fish people” do you mean like Deep Ones?
This is how my wife courted me, except with René Magritte instead of coelacanths.
You may be entitled to seek compensation.
Why, did someone take an apple to the face?
I’m pretty sure my son would have been into this
