The fuck is RT FOOT PN and why the hell is it not RT FT PN
Played too rough and it got swollen and they panicked. Reminds me of my first yank.
My first yank was around 11 or 12, parents watching All In The Family in the living room, bedtime for me. Got a boner, probably thinking of my Wonder Women comic where she’s tied up, again, kept playing with it until it exploded. Did not expect that! Nothing came out. That comes later!
Any medical people know what the little symbol with the exclamation mark under the ‘All’ column means?
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Wild ride!
You think that’s wild?
That’s a classic.
Thank you for the red circle, I would have never found out what to read without it.
you’re welcome :)
Yeah, but there was no giant superimposed face reacting to it so I had no idea what emotional response I should have.
Took me a while to figure out what to feel, too, but fret not- i gotchu fam 👌

They just need to go flaccid, but the fidget spinner is just too sexy for them to not stay hard.
Blood goes in. Blood doesn’t come out. You can’t explain that!
They just need to stop fidgeting with it and they’ll be fine!
Lol Chinese torture fidget
I think it’s neat that in a lot of these “penis stuck in thing” cases where bloodflow makes removal difficult a doctor can usually just show the patient the massive needle they will have to insert to remove excess blood and the sight alone usually “solves” the problem.
For a horrifying moment I thought it read “Fidget spinner stuck in penis”.
thank god it was circled
“New kink unlocked”
I wonder what ICD code they used for billing…
https://www.healthcaredive.com/news/the-16-most-absurd-icd-10-codes/285737/
I used to work at a company that made software related to this and we always had fun finding ridiculous codes for testing internally. I think there was an actual code defined for someone being hit in the head by a turtle.
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Probably pretty similar to the list of items you cant bring on a plane. I think i saw at least 3 different words for nunchucks on a sign once
yeah thanks for violating my Hipaa rights as well as spinning it. you never took it off me btw
Just @ me next time
thanks FauxPseudo 👊😏 you’re a real one and I trust you with my medical emergency
HOW DO YOU PULL THAT OFF!?!
Some supernatural fukery going on.
Must be a little ADHD or something. Or I’m just simple. Probably that. I only need one fidget spinner at a time, not sure what I’d do with two. I think it’d mess with my intent.
Should be a minor part in next season Pitt.










