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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前

Anon rizzes up a girl

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Anon rizzes up a girl

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前
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    sm

    What’s that in adult?

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      Something

    • babybus@sh.itjust.works
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      Scarlet Monastery

      • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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        Goddamned Whitemane!

    • Rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world
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      I’m pretty sure it means “some”, given the context

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        What do people do with with all that time they save by skipping 2 letters?

        • ikidd@lemmy.world
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          u nvr no

          • Steal Wool@lemm.ee
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            no u

        • Rinox@feddit.it
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          I’m pretty sure that, with autocorrect, it’s harder to write sm than some, so idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

        • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works
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          different tone

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      deleted by creator

    • FiskFisk33@startrek.website
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      shitting myself

    • ArxCyberwolf@lemmy.ca
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      Streetlight Manifesto

      • StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml
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        🎺🎸🤘😎

        Say them in person two years ago. Great band.

    • KammicRelief@lemmy.world
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      Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

  • [object Object]@sh.itjust.works
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    On the bright side, she cares about you! People usually don’t do that to strangers.

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    Man, if you’re throwing rizz for three months, you ain’t throwing rizz.

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      … So should I stop trying to date 😩

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        Maybe just aim lower.

        • Mango@lemmy.world
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          Throwing jizz?

          • NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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            Too low. Pull up! Pull up!

            • InnerScientist@lemmy.world
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              SINK RATE!
              PULL UP!

  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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    Maybe she’s autistic

    • I'm back on my BS 🤪@lemmy.autism.place
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      auties usually spot other auties easily

      • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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        Yeah, I assume she is, he isn’t, and she’s opening up to him a little.

        Before I realized I was autistic, I had a bad understanding of it, so I definitely rejected people trying to connect with me about my obvious autism, because I thought it precluded the ability to empathize (laughably incorrect, but that’s ignorance for ya). That’s also a chance.

        But it’s a greentext, so there’s probably no girl and OP’s a liar anyway :)

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        Misread this as “aunties” and what a hilarious idea. Aunties just spotting each other and giving the nod.

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        I wonder if I’m an autie or just dumb

  • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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    Call me an old curmudgeon, but I just cannot get behind “sm” or “smth”. I hope that trend dies.

    “Rizz” on the other hand is a fantastic term.

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      “Sm” seems too short but “smth” has been used for decades.

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        Smh

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          I still don’t know what that means , but I always read it as “Shit in My Hands”

          • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            i think it’s ‘shaking my head’

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              It’s def shaking my head (in disappointment). I used to think people were misspelling stg (I swear to god) in reddit til I asked there one day.

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                On your standard keyboard accidentally typing m when you meant t would be quite tricky.

          • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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            It means shake my hand, you’re welcome

          • naught101@lemmy.world
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            I guess that’s what it means now

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          Well that’s a different thing, as it’s not an abbreviation, but an acronym. Which is why that actually gave me pause after years of using “smth” online, because I always read “smh” as “something” instead of “shaking my head.”

          • Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.ca
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            It always bothered me because “shaking my head” isn’t even a figure of speech people say, so how the fuck can you use an acronym form of the expression.

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              Much like how gifs work, I presume.

              Like you just imagine someone shaking their head. Just kine you imagine someone smiling when I type :)

              The thing is, shaking ones head isn’t as universal of a symbol as smiling. Some cultures have nods and shakes the other way around. Which seems somewhat weird.

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              It was a figure of writing in old chatrooms and bulletin boards.

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              Lol

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      I though it stood for “sadomasochism” and was trying to figure out what that meant here.

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        It’s like the cooties… the key ring is the equivalent of “circle circle dot dot now you’ve had your cooties shot” because today’s youth are spoiled.

        The times have surely changed. Kids and their fancy ass key rings… all I got was a titty twister & a loogey in the palm.

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      Right now it’s popular to reduce words to three letters. On god. Mid. No cap. The trend seems to be removing as much information as possible while still leaving the meaning intact. It’s an art form in the slang world apparently

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    deleted by creator

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    You really cannot understand this without known what “sm” means here. Can someone please explain?

    Edit: Thanks for the replies. But I just realized that wasn’t all that is needed to understand. Key ring drawings having meaning? Is that some esoteric shit? Probably best, I just leave this thread for some memes I do get.

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      By context I think the room temperature IQ poster is saying “something”, but as I am one of The Olds, I cannot be sure. I know rizz as a noun, so it doesn’t make sense in the context they used it in.

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        It can be used as a verb too, it just means to flirt with someone.

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        Rizz here is to flirt.

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        It’s a verb too.

        Rizz = charisma.

        To rizz = to be charismatic.

        Sometimes it’s the same as flirting, but sometimes it isn’t.

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        using short forms is low iq now? this take gives same energy as boomers saying “kids these days”

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          It has pretty much always been a low IQ thing when it is just about saving a negligible amount of letters. This is not your “afk” or “brb” where time is of the essence, this is similar to the people who use “u” instead of “you”.

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            its not about saving time its just more convinent, sm is wayy more convinent that something, and it can be understood even if you dont know with good context

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              Digital messaging has autocomplete, and while it ducking sucks (and is getting worse, thanks LLMs), it still does all the work for you.

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                If you do have a keyboard actually typing out the word is usually not the limiting factor either.

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                yeah no, i use foss keyboard which dosent collect data,

                and is getting worse, thanks LLM

                this is the real low iq take, there is no llm in auto complete, if you meant use of auto regressive transformer then that only made it much much better, and they were using transformer since like 2018 its nothing new

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            I feel like it’s a low iq thing not to be able to fill in a shortened word from context. New words like rizz, on the other hand, they just have to be learnt.

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          Not now. Always. At least when coupled with no capitalization, no punctuation and other words misspelled. Plus personal pet peeve that they feel like they’re acronyms and should be capitalized and yet they aren’t so they aren’t.

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      I read it as ‘some’.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      By context, I’m pretty sure it’s just shorthand for “something.”

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      Something?

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      Maybe it’s a drawing that attaches to a keychain

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      https://totallyautism.com/visual-support-keyrings/

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    He Rizzed in his pants

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    What blue drawing?

    Like this:

    Or Like this:

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      Due to Internet propaganda I will never not gag when I see something about autism speaks

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        I never heard of it

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      https://totallyautism.com/visual-support-keyrings/

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    First of all, stop saying “rizz” because you sound like an idiot.

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    Fake: Annon is 100% autistic

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    Anon used the word rizz. QED, anon is autist

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    Well, are you?

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    You LIGHT IT UP BLUE and avoid staring at the light because it’s painful to look at

    And embrace all the puzzle pieces because you’re a five year old even as you ascend into your adult years and continue to get infantilized

    Greet her HELLO FELLOW PERSON WITH AUTISM, talk about how ABA therapy is totally not traumatizing you

    It’s okay, Autism Speaks will find a cure and initiate a eugenics campaign to erase and prevent Autistic births CURE THE AUTISM!

    …

    (Tone is /s)

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    Seems like a Florence Nightingale set up. Go get some, OP.

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