Get out as fast as I can, considering how often stuff goes terribly wrong on one of those…
Set myself up as Spider-Man. Its what I wanted to do since I was 7. Then some weird sex stuff.
Why not both at the same time?
Lock the door from the inside
I would want to do so many things. I would want to do a ninja warrior type course, but with adjusted gravity or something. I’d make it into a gym with everything I need for my workout. That or maybe recreate a sports stadium and watch football from today, because I missed all of it? The possibilities are endless
This. I would really enjoy a p-e programme that scales up with me so it’s always of utmost value and that’s it.
Finding out where all the fluids would be going after ending the program?
Oh we already know: biofilters.
Set it to humanity’s highest point: 1999. Things will get very confusing when they try and break me from the Matrix only to find it we’re in the holodeck.
Have some fun with a bunch of Boimler clones.
Bang Margaret Thatcher.
Science has gone too far
With a hammer? On the head?
Right? RIGHT?!
Bang! Bang!
Maxwell’s Silver hammer
Came down
Upon her head
With my dick wherever she’d let me put it.
I like that this is where Lemmy draws the line on fetishes and downvotes.
Honestly once they made it clear that holo-Thatcher was giving consent I thought they’d be redeemed in other’s eyes.
I’ve always read she liked short, shallow, teasing thrusts to really get the juices flowing, THEN you go balls deep.
fire up Dark Souls
deactivate safety protocols
get some random Klingon from the streets as a commentator
broadcast livestream to Romulan territory
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I can tell you what colour of uniform I wouldn’t wear!
No command for you then?
In TOS only, that was the joke
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Doh!
And SNW now that I think about it but no worries, you’re totally right redshirt is a trope for a reason
i’d be getting my dick mad wet
I can imagine all of the AI pron, VR porn, and 3D rendered/video game porn would all combine so you can get freaky with anyone, and give them any personality you want.
I would also think that any 3D Video game would be able to be made compatible with it, similar to VR.
But porn would be there first.
Insert funny porn joke.
But in all seriousness? A fully immersive, 100% realistic Dungeons and Dragons game with my friends. Exactly the same as we would run it at our table. We’d hop down to the replicators and holo-disguise generators and make ourselves up like our characters, and I’d just follow them around in a spooky mysterious robe and narrate the story.
That’s it. I would run the best D&D game ever, the game of a lifetime, for my best friends.
After all the porny sex stuff?
