I’ve never eaten kiwi, so I don’t know what to say. I generally hate fruit. But the only one I do eat is pineapple but only on pizza.
If I had to describe what a kiwi tastes like, it’s somewhere between a lemon and a pineapple. More sour than a pineapple, but not so much so that you couldn’t eat it raw comfortably.
I would expect the cooking process to sweeten up the kiwi, but that is just a guess.
Pineapple is crunchy. That’s why it fits on pizza. In my opinion at least.
It’s torches and pitchforks time people.
I’ve no clue why you’ve been downvoted twice for your amusing comment
Probably disgusting Kiwi-pizza eaters.
Woah I’m not that gung ho, I’d like to try this first.
real pizza fan
I’m not pizza racist. I just won’t eat deep dish consistently
I’d like to see the fruit chunked into smaller bits, a little think/charred red onion, some matchstick peppers, oregano and basil, maybe a light grate of lime zest.
FFS let people eat what they want in peace.
I am up voting both your comment and the pizza crimes one, because in practice I agree with you (and personally like pineapple but hate pepperoni, sausage, and olives) I do enjoy faux rage about it too.
Feel free to hate me then. My favorite pizza for a while was topped with
- chicken
- pineapple
- black olives
- sriracha
Eh, the only thing I dislike is the olives, and I’ve picked em off before. Sounds tasty.
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Oh no, that poor bird. All for an awful pizza.
I’ve never tried roasted kiwis, but roasted peaches are absolutely delicious. What about peach pizza?
I’ve had that - peach, prosciutto, and burrata with a balsamic glaze on a white pie. Delicious.
i’ve had peach prosciutto and provolone with the balsamic glaze and it was amazing. i’m now angry peach season is over.
You can pry my kiwizza from my cold, dead hands.
Why? This fits under the pineapple on pizza category. It’s exactly the same concept. At least now you get to feel how everyone feels about pineapple on pizza. :V
I don’t love pineapple on pizza, personally, but you’re ao right that this is just a pineapple hater thibking that the people who do love it would actually give a fuck like they do.
“I hate you and so you must hate me! Let’s hate this new thing together!”
“Umm…no I just think you’re weird and ignore you.”
I love Hawaiian BBQ Pizza.
Fake outrage was funnier when we didn’t have real problems to argue about.
Seams like the exact depravity a filthy pp* goblin would eat
*(P)ineapple (P)izza
Can confirm, am a pp goblin and I’d try this at least once.
New Zealand style pizza: kiwi, chicken, and mutton as toppings. Guaranteed to make the new Zealander in your life very angry you attributed this to them
I’ve always disliked kiwi, only recently discovered it’s because I’m allergic to it. Mild reactions so far but now I’ll just avoid it altogether because subsequent exposures can cause worse reactions.
I am a dill pickle on pizza fan. Works well with red, but it really shines with olive oil, pesto, mozarella, some dill weed sprinkled over the cheese, then slice coins from the vlassic dills (or any crunchy salty pickle - not the sweet stuff. YUCK).
