I put those in the trash. Not the room trash, the common area trash.
That’ll teach em
Supply Side Jesus
My favourite conspiracy theory is every Gideon bible has a listening device in it and you should put the bible in the safe so the Gideon’s don’t spy on you. Yes, I always put the bible in the safe. Yes, I leave it in there for housekeeping to find.
My favorite conspiracy is that no one killed JFK. His head just did that.
Looks like AI slop.
“ai slop” slop
Think your AI slop radar is off. I don’t get that from it
It’s not. This image is so old, it’ll be old enough to vote next year.
Yes, 2008 was 17 years ago.
Just because it’s seventeen years old doesn’t mean it doesn’t look like ai slop.
Just because you’re being controversial doesn’t mean you’re right.
I mean it’s my opinion that it looks like ai slop.
Since it is 100% not AI, it seems your opinion on what is AI slop is wrong and can be discarded without care.
It looks like ai slop though.
Well, you know what they say: opinions are like assholes, everyone’s got one.
& they all stink.
Hotels are a scam dreamt up by Big Jesus to sell more Bibles
The US is the only country where I’ve seen this, and I travelled many countries. Really shows the power of American marketing.
You mean how Jesus marketed it
They’re in Canada too often times.
It’s only that way because the Gideon’s made it their church’s mission to get a Bible in every room. A single organization is responsible.
Few years ago I was staying in the motel in Florida and had nothing to do. I’m not religious, but for some reason decided to read the Bible that was in the room. As soon as I opened it, right on the first page there was a used condom covered in blood. I’ve never opened a single Bible after that.
Omigod.
Listen up. This is morbid but fucking hilarious for so many reasons.
Tbf it was water when the party started.
Blood soak sex? Tbh seems on brand…
Mormon Jesus made this deal too. LDS church gives tons of bibles to hotels worldwide to put their fanfic right next to the original boring version.
You mean the LSD version?
Serious question, would countries with their own predominant religion also have religious books in their local hotels? Like, do Indian hotels have baghavad gitas on the bedside?
He obviously read, “Art of the deal “.
“Thank you, Mr. Gideon.”
“No, thank you, Mr. Christ.”
those bibles make excellent paddles for spanking. they give a unique hollow thunk to the audible slap when it hits a thick ass.
Would Jesus be political if he came back to Earth/
Have his second home in Palm Springs and try to hide his worth/
Take money from those poor folks, if he came back again/
And admit he’s talked to all those preachers, and say they been a-talkin to him?
Would he wear a pinky ring, would he drive a fancy car/
Would his wife wear pearls and diamonds, would his dressing room have a star?
If he came back tomorrow there’s something I’d like to know/
(Would you tell me) would Jesus wear a Rolex on his television show?
- Ray Stevens, “Would Jesus Wear A Rolex on His Television Show?”
Yeah, I’m sure he makes TONS of money by giving away Bibles for free.
It’s a funny song highlighting the hypocrisy of televangelists and, by extension, for-profit religion (even if it’s non-profit according to the IRS, we know they don’t open churches to help people)
we know they don’t open churches to help people
They sure seem to help alleviate the televangelists’ poverty…
Ray Stevens went a long way from that song in 1987 to his one about how dems get dead people to vote for them in 2012
https://genius.com/Ray-stevens-grandpa-voted-democrat-lyrics
I can’t say I’m surprised. He falls right in the middle of that demographic. I grew up listening to The Mississippi Squirrel and Eric the Awful. I grew up watching The Cosby Show too, and Hercules. Some of the old stuff is still enjoyable, even if the artist isn’t. Not all of it tho. I can’t watch most Kevin Spacey or Mel Gibson movies
Yeah I listened to his songs a lot as a kid as well. It was just jarring to hear the silly song guy repeat quack conservative conspiracies when I looked back into him later down the line, though like you say, not unexpected given his demographic.
Personally i blame the lead poisoning
I see religious shit randomly littering the hospital I work at. People put fliers in waiting areas or on window sills. Couple whole-ass bibles. Lately it’s been the little plastic jesus emoji looking toys.
I put all of them in the trash.
We have a fucking chaplain, if our patients want to see that shit they can talk to him. Hitting people with religious nonsense when they’re at their lowest is predatory and should be illegal.
I fucking love you.
back in my day we had The Book of the Law in every bedside drawer and there was nothing weird about that
