(satire)
Baby Shark …
I have a country song by a death metal band queued.
Eye of the Tiger and/or Final Countdown on repeat coming up.
Ohh you touch my tra la la…
Hmmm my ding ding dong!
Gunther!
Günther *
Best to use this power for good:
Play “Indian Love Call” and find out how many Martians were on the train.
Baby shark do do do do.
Oh god don’t bring cognitohazards into this
There’s a trap remix that’s actually tolerable.
I would go for the evergreen: Never Gonna Give You Up!
Somebody is going to get an earful of The Kink Panther by Necro.
Ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone…
Evil to even mention.
the only time my mom hated pbs
A perfectly valid and reasonable reaction, and yet the damage is done… forever…
What’s New Pussycat for an hour, then It’s Not Unusual, then What’s New Pussycat for another hour
This shit would put me in a coma
Salt and Pepper Diner—John Mulaney
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OK. I’m printing chicken.pdf at work tomorrow.
If I get a call from my boss or IT, I’ll just blame you guys
This is art
There are so many open devices in my apartment building, but none of my neighbors are a problem so I don’t have the impetus to really explore my options. It’s a shame.
You just have to set the bar lower. Did somebody not wish you a lovely day as you pass them in the corridor?
Time to break into their house while they’re away and wire up an air horn their toilet lid.
The guy doesn’t like when the neighbors are loud, so he prompts them to… continue being loud. Except now it’s directed at a child who may not even be involved in the loudness? Don’t know about that one.
old man yells at cloud
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ABBA - Arrival - max volume
