From the article
The “polarizing” president was in conversation with Fox News about the economy when he veered off track…
Dad reporter confirmed. He even snuck in an “off track” before talking about trains.
Next thing you know, we have the first Juggalo president.
i think having a juggalo president would be a step up from what we have now.
I would trust an impoverished juggalo with the concept of family over the current situation.
I’d trust a rabid weasel who communicates with a speak & spell more than the current situation.
So you support Vance?
“Divert all subsidies from corn to Faygo.”
“Yes sir, whoop whoop.”
You fucking wish
Ah, a homestuck fan perhaps?
Juggalo president confirmed?
He’d be hated amongst the jugs. They don’t play to that fiddle.
Violent Jay loves his mom
Is this a joke that’s going over my head?
It’s just a quote from Violent Jay during the last election when ICP last had 5 minutes in the corporate media, it’s the reason he gives for voting for democrats
Ah I gotcha. Thank you.
“gUys He’s obViouSly reFeReNcing tHe iCp mEme, because we all know this dude is deep into Internet country¡”-someone’s serious take on this when they’re confronted with it.
Muthafuckin miracles
Just being real for a second, I think those guys are decent folks and anti right wing lunacy.
Insane Clown President
I’d rather have violent j & shaggy 2 dope in the white house tbh
Without hesitation.
Whoop whooop!
wait til he finds out about torrent magnet links
I tried dipping my electromagnet in water and Trump was right! It lost it’s magnetism!
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Most of Trump’s sentences resemble the Monte Carlo generated texts of oldie times. Remember the ones where it seemed like someone having an aneurysm is talking? Those ones.
If you’re gonna post paywalls, at least quote the good parts. Y’all think we can afford to pay for news in this economy?!
We can’t be starting headlines like that without considering the emotional roller coaster involved.
Im glad I wasn’t the only one to be let down by the third word in that headline.
Please stop writing headlines that start with “Trump, 79,” that don’t end with. Well. You know.
Those headlines you’re thinking of don’t start “Trump, 79”. They start, “President Donald John Trump, 79.”
Unf, stop. It makes me feel things as I read that out in my head, then let down and blocked like the cat just jumped on the bed and threw up right near the end.
Gonna be alotta dem politicians mourning the loss and saying nice things about dude.
“I think for the past decade, we can all agree that I’ve been one of the biggest critics of President Trump. There have been times when he’s done things that I thought were worthy of praise, for example, when he negotiated the release of the remaining Israeli hostages in their conflict with Palestine. But nothing he’s done in his entire political career is as praiseworthy as what he did earlier today. He demonstrated today that he could put the needs of the American people first, and for that, I think we should all thank him.”
… they should instead all end with “, thank you for your attention to this matter.”
why they play with my feelings like that 😭
They started doing it this year to clickbait people into thinking he died
Mag-what nows?
I want to know what causes MAGAs, so that we can treat, or at least prevent them.
It kinda just sounded like he was saying most people don’t know all the actual things magnets are used for.
Poorly worded, sure. That’s my takeaway
Just commented, China’s curtailing or completely blocking rare earth exports. Somebody told Trump how vital those minerals are to industry. Trump thinks American can spin our own rare earth mining (?) in 2-years, but acknowledges Xi is holding the cards so he’s begging and threatening him over exports.
All Trump can really parse is, “Magnets vital, China screwing us.” He’s trying to spit out his understanding of the importance of magnets. Of course he’s the smartest guy in the room, “Nobody knows what magnets are (how vital they are across industries).”
It’s a dementia addled clusterfuck, but at least this time I can see where he’s going and why. Also explains his otherwise nonsensical rant to the Navy on replacing aircraft and ordnance lifters with steam power. I was wrong on his reasoning, now I see it. But fuck me, no one should have to take weeks to decode his dementia.
The water and magnets comment was about electromagnets, too. He was completely wrong about the reliability of elevators on aircraft carriers, but he wasn’t saying permanent magnets can’t get wet.
OK, but you can still get electromagnets wet?
No you can’t, they’ll multiply. And if you feed them after midnight, they get voiced by Frank Welker instead of Howie Mandel.
“President Xi was willing to do the railroad things—that’s magnets,” he said. “Now, nobody knows what a magnet is. If you don’t have a magnet, you don’t have a car. You don’t make a computer, you don’t make, er, televisions and radios and all the other things—you don’t make anything."
That’s exactly what it is. Could’ve been stated a little more clearly but this is a completely coherent statement. The man does a dozen deplorable things a day, are we really that starved for headlines that this is what we’re reporting on?
Almost convinced that his administration is paying for these articles so people will look at them and complaints about the Epstein files as equally valid.
When stick hit head head hurt. Big stick hit hard head hurt more. Coherent.
“Coherent” is not the word i would use.
Is there a specific reason why, or just… Trump bad?
Again, don’t get me wrong, Trump bad, but we gotta have standards.
Because it has to be deciphered like a secret code to be understood.
We’ve gotten normalized to how he rambles and meanders around subjects but his speech is far from coherent, imo.
It does not have to be “deciphered”. C’mon, now. It might seem kinda strange when it’s written out, but this is a completely normal sentence to say. The only way I can see this being misconstrued in good faith is maybe if English wasn’t someone’s first language, but if literally anyone besides Trump said this it wouldn’t even raise an eyebrow, let alone be headline worthy.
