…well up until this point I was against AI. Now I want one of these!
Teddy Fuckspin?
If this were reddit 5 years ago, I’d literally be buying you gold right now.
I thought of: Teddy Roughspin
Because of the BDSM.
You guys remember when the pentagon freaked out about furbies learning top secret things and repeating them back to spies? Good times.
They called it Cummer.
THEY CALLED IT CUMMER.
BRB, editing a coomer wojak onto Cummer’s face!
For reference Kuma is Japanese for bear and I assume its based on that, but a very suspicious variation of that for sure.

In swedish you could use kumma as sort of a little childish anglicism to say “to cum” and in the correct context everyone would basically understand it
Who could have seen that coming?

It wasn’t hooked up to Grok, or I would have been able to resurrect a bunch of pedobear jokes.
Isn’t it great when your business can operate with zero regulation?
Chuckie’s got competition.

This is why I use RSS for news reading.







