Deacon@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 7 days agoWhat is the charge? Stealing a pie? A succulent chocolate pie?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1568arrow-down112file-text
arrow-up1556arrow-down1imageWhat is the charge? Stealing a pie? A succulent chocolate pie?lemmy.worldDeacon@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square38fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 days agoi’m guessing an ottocarrot of digest?
minus-squarebcgm3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-26 days agoI’m guessing maybe an octo-coronation of autocorrect?
minus-squarethethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 days agoyou mean an alto redirection of autocorrect?
minus-squaremrunicornman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 days agoMaybe. How would a dog get fat if they couldn’t digest cheese? Wouldn’t it just pass through their body? I don’t want to search this online because that’s less fun than having a conversation.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 days agoHaven’t you seen the classic movie All Dogs Are Lactose Intolerant
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 days agoThere isn’t really much lactose left in cheese (actual cheese, can’t say about random industrial stuff you have in the US).
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 days agoi mean REALLY lactose intolerant. give a dachshund a small cheddar cube and then put it on you shoulder to use as a turdzooka
minus-squaretomiant@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 days ago I don’t want to search this online because that’s less fun than having a conversation. I love you <3
minus-squaremrunicornman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 days agoYou know what, I have a cold and this made me feel a little better <3
minus-squaremrunicornman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 days agoFor real? Dogs are breaking into cheese cells, extracting the DNA and stealing cheese genes?
minus-squarethethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 days agothis is about cats not dogs
Splice?
i’m guessing an ottocarrot of digest?
ottocarrot?
…damn autocorrupt
I’m guessing maybe an octo-coronation of autocorrect?
you mean an alto redirection of autocorrect?
Expediamus!
Maybe. How would a dog get fat if they couldn’t digest cheese? Wouldn’t it just pass through their body?
I don’t want to search this online because that’s less fun than having a conversation.
Haven’t you seen the classic movie All Dogs Are Lactose Intolerant
There isn’t really much lactose left in cheese (actual cheese, can’t say about random industrial stuff you have in the US).
i mean REALLY lactose intolerant. give a dachshund a small cheddar cube and then put it on you shoulder to use as a turdzooka
I love you <3
You know what, I have a cold and this made me feel a little better <3
CRISPR
For real? Dogs are breaking into cheese cells, extracting the DNA and stealing cheese genes?
this is about cats not dogs
Oh man, guess I just got spliced