He (after he regains full consciousness) is about to launch into the most racist, conspiracy laden tirade you have ever heard in your entire life because the nurses at the dementia ward are 37 seconds late with his third serving of Jello fat free tapioca pudding. 🫡
If Biden is “sleepy,” then Trump is a fucking mummy.
looks like he’s in the throes of an anal orgasm.
Murmurs: “bubba”
And drops a snowglobe.
It’s fitting that he’s a subhuman slave to his own handlers
Its lump.
She might be dead.
Lump sat alone in the oval office, shitting in his pants and killing citizens for profits.
Soon?…No need to look at the obituaries, it’s gonna be on the front page
I’d like to think I’ll hear honking and cheering, but I live in a purple area, and it could go either way for some of my neighbors.
They don’t put the name tags on everything in the retirement home because the residents are so important. It’s because they forget.
Living in Florida might make you think it’s normal though what with all the retirees.
This looks like one of those Photoshop request pictures of a dying grandpa where someone will ask to digitally remove those two guys behind the window because they are ruining the photo.
Nap time is back!
This picture is of a piece of shit too shitty even for shitposts.
So gross. 🤢
Again maga are hypocrites. If they bitched about bidens age they should at least acknowledge trumps.
Once you realize that they are just using whatever words they think will get what they really want, they become much easier to understand.
Also be aware that they aren’t very creative and tend to just accuse others of the same horrible shit they are doing that they know could get them into a lot of trouble (or aspects of those that they support that makes them uncertain they should be supporting them).
Also, since so many others are dumb, many either believe the first accusation they hear or don’t believe it but then think when it turns out that the accusers were actually doing that, that it’s just more political lies coming from the other side.
Maybe we’ll consider electing someone who isn’t a senior citizen, next time. Three terms of the two oldest presidents in US history seems like enough.
Dick Van Dyke 2028!
Every president since Clinton except Obama have been born within 5 years of each other. We’ve given the same generation power for over 30 years now
trump rocking the ‘blowing bill look’
Yeah he’s dreaming about Bubba whipping out that foot-long.
“And put a sign so everyone knows that I am the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. I want there to be NO confusion.”
Or how about this “Please be patient, I’m the president of the United States”?
Gotta have it on your hat and shirt, too
You’re not supposed to wear a band shirt to the band’s show, and you’re really not supposed to wear a band shirt to the band’s show when you’re in the fucking band. Absolutely reeks of desperation.
Wait, why not? Why is that desperate and not irony or just showing that you like the band?
