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I prefer Fulton Extraction personally…
Removed from the environment.
They go into space, where they become stars.
I’m just hoping the front doesn’t fall off.
into another environment
No, out of the environment
It’s beyond the environment. It’s not in an environment. It’s been towed beyond the environment.
- game devs
Just need some Va-poo-rize instead.
I absolutely hate dog poo bags. People will bag the poo the just toss it on the side of the trail. FFS you’re just adding plastic to the poo and making it worse. I would rather just have poo all over the trail instead of hundreds of plastic bags filled with poo 10 feet from the trail.
Yea you’re supposed to throw them in the bin not the ground, tf is wrong with people?
Have you met “people”?
I have, but most of them aren’t USians
Agreed, it’s gross seeing poo bags on the trail.
I have a dog. I scoop the poop. I use bags that claim to be compostable and I put them in the bin. I don’t like carrying a full poo bag. That’s why I have a little scent proof zippered I hang from my leash. I don’t leave the bag on the side of the trail and lie that I’ll totally pick it up on my way back.
At home I use these magic corn based ones that dissolve in the toilet.
Ugh fucking corpos stealing my ideas, I’ve been flinging baggies of dog poo into the sky since 1996.
Fling and forget!
really expecting that gif to end differently
Yesss was going to comment this!
Is that Jack Black?
Which is crazy because that movie is funny.
First thing I thought of when i saw this post!
That’s so weird, I was just talking about this movie today. Probably the first time I’ve mentioned it since I saw it 20 years ago.
I kinda want this. Half of me is laughing just from the idea, and half of me is disgusted by the concept and myself for even entertaining it.
Have you tried making anything float with helium? Sometimes the string is to much for a balloon to lift… The amount of it you would need and the size of the bag needed would be way bigger than what was shown.
Edit:
Apprently the average dog poops like twice a day or about something like .45 pounds per poop on average…
According to https://www.omnicalculator.com/everyday-life/helium-balloons
You would need 17 standard size balloons to lift one poop
Shit, Zeppelins again
Oh the poomanity!
Shit zeppelins, Randers
Hydrogen is way less wasteful and has more lifting power!
Came here to say this
Also if you combine it with fire, you can turn your boring existing problem into an exciting new problem!
I worry about the dog that shits 45 pounds a day. From personal experience it is not fun
Don’t worry the dog just found a money pile, the dog will be ok
Literal shit post
oh, oh! … wait! … oh! … I see it!!! … it’s over my house!!!
Was looking for this comment. 👏
Human waste management systems in a nutshell.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Out of flight
Oh, I already see people pestering poor sales reps about it…
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This is a gag gift, right?
This is absolutely real. I just ordered a dozen.
Nope, put shit in a trash bag and fill it up with helium… bam! You got floating shit.
Yes, I’m pretty sure this is a fake gift box that The Onion used to sell.
Someone will gag eventually if this indeed
North Korea Style
