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potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago

Honestly, we're just looking to go in a new direction with different positions.

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Honestly, we're just looking to go in a new direction with different positions.

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potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago
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    She’s in her hoe phase and you were just one item on her list. Move on.

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    “If you require any further information, please check our FAQ section before inquiring”

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    I’d pick this any day instead of the one where both sides verbally abusing one another leaving lifelong emotional traumas.

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    Men: crash out when they get ghosted

    Also men:

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      Looks like the guy is in good humor about it, at least.

      • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz
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        Didn’t see the emoji. Glad he’s not being salty

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    Then they get offended when they become another man’s starter wife.

  • GiveOver@feddit.uk
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    One girl dumped me after a few dates, nothing special, and she was super apologetic. She said she’d understand if I called her a fucking bitch and blocked her. I was so offended by that comment. I’m not one of those insecure guys who flips out when they get rejected. I can handle being dumped! I can’t believe she thought so lowly of me! Fucking bitch!

    • kopasz7@sh.itjust.works
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      Self fulfilling prophecy?

      • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        That’s the joke.

    • Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world
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      What a cunt! Fuck her!

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip
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    AI gf are monogamous?

  • Luci@lemmy.ca
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    I think this person broke up with ChatGPT

    • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      There are scattered reports of women using LLM bots in the dating process.

    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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      Eh, the AI will get over it.

    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      Indeed

      • Luci@lemmy.ca
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        Jaffa kree!

        • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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          Hopefully amusing aside: When I first got into SG-1 I was taking French classes in high school, so in my head I always spelled in “Jaffa, Cris!”

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    Reminds me of this Little Joel video from a couple years ago

    https://youtu.be/bNfxgYWVtoc

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    at least they sent a message, good on her.

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    Sounds like adulting to me.

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      but, as we all know, adulting is can be hard… even as an adult

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    my experience is that the language is far more overtly psycho than this.

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    Rejection is the antecedent for many behaviors, which are often dangerous. So we try a lot of ways to make it impersonal, kind, soften the blow…etc.

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    For women, bluntness and honesty is treated as assault.

    For men, retaliation is unremarkable and unnoticed until it’s too late.

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      The message is fine. It’s the tone that is comedy.

      Thank you for an excellent interview last week, and for showing interest in me. I have had many highly qualified applicants, and I regret to inform you that I have now decided to move forward with a different candidate. If a position should open up at a later date, please feel encouraged to apply for a position with me again in the future. Let me also take this opportunity to wish you a most wonderful day.

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    “Damn girl, I don’t even get a severance check?”

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      Ok but can I still get like 3 months to still be listed on your website to help me with my job search?

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