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minus-squareLOGIC💣@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60arrow-down1·1 month agoSeems to be a false dilemma. They ignore the idea that you can eat your friends.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·1 month ago“I want to cook with you” “No, I meant as an ingredient. Sorry, English isn’t my first language”
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month ago“you look ravishing” “why thank you” “no i want to cook you and eat you. baste yourself with this for the next 30 minutes while i get the oven right”
minus-squareFackCurs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month ago“Why does your shampoo feel so greasy and… salty? Is that fresh rosemary, oregano, thyme?” “Yeah it’s my chef’s conditioner, just leave it on it’ll do you real good”
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoOh there’s fresh rosemary on everyone here we all got bushes of it.
minus-squareRooty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-21 month agoThey say my hunger’s a problem They tell me to curb my apetite
minus-squaredjango@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 month agoThis might make your friends feel uncomfortable.
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoSome of my friends enjoy it
Seems to be a false dilemma. They ignore the idea that you can eat your friends.
“I want to cook with you”
“No, I meant as an ingredient. Sorry, English isn’t my first language”
“you look ravishing”
“why thank you”
“no i want to cook you and eat you. baste yourself with this for the next 30 minutes while i get the oven right”
“Why does your shampoo feel so greasy and… salty? Is that fresh rosemary, oregano, thyme?”
“Yeah it’s my chef’s conditioner, just leave it on it’ll do you real good”
Oh there’s fresh rosemary on everyone here we all got bushes of it.
They say my hunger’s a problem
They tell me to curb my apetite
This might make your friends feel uncomfortable.
Not for long.
Some of my friends enjoy it