Sorry I couldn’t find a version that didn’t censored the word “fuck.” What is this fucking world coming to?

Fixed thanks to @Klear@quokk.au

I will never make any “marry me ____” recipe, they come up so much when I’m looking for something to make and it makes me irrationally annoyed. What’s in the recipe? Marriage! But how is it seasoned? With a proposal!

Could, would, and did

I make a rude chicken piccatta. It will punch you in the mouth and fuck your mom and dad.

Dnd alignments of the evil, the good, and the horny.

My casseroles are to contemplate visiting the Midwest for.

I have also wondered about this, why do we have words that means good/great/fantastic but we use words that means the opposite, mean dish instead of good dish, or sick car, bad ass, wicked trick, filthy rich, killer performance, nasty shot, brutal and so on.

I make a cozy loaf of bread.

Who says it has to be evil or cruel? I make a mean dish. It’s about average.

Tender, succulent chicken breast, lovingly bathed in a sweet, creamy garlic sauce, served with melon balls, and broken promises.

I make a ragin Cajun chili dog that will rape your butthole after it’s done with your throat.

I make a sexy hotdog that’ll kiss you and then fuck you in the ass and call you Patricia

A tender chicken would be a nice change from the jerk chicken I had the other day.

I would totally fuck some mac n cheese