Not to be disrespectful to Japan, but it’s like the dropping of the atom bombs in WW2: the first one sends the message that we have the power to do it, the second sends the message that we’re not afraid to keep doing it
We eat the top 3 billionaires each year, redistribute their wealth, and watch them all climb over each other for the #4 spot
The modified Athenian model, I support it.
I like this. The Hungry Games.
We eat the top 10 at least. Any less and the message won’t be clear.
But once you pop, you just can’t stop.
I don’t know. I hear they’re pretty rich.
I keep telling yas, them damn oligarchs have way too much gristle!
One every year until they cease to exist as a concept.
Jest aside i have often considered a concept where the richest person in the world has half their wealth liquidated and distributed in equal share among the 25% poorest.
We then repeat this process again and again as needed.
I want to try some, are we going with a stew, spit-roast, stir-fry, braised, confit, steamed, ceviche, schnitzel, kebab or tandoori?
I’d make a joke about spit-roasting Peter Theil but I don’t want him to sic Hulk Hogan on me.
Fortunately, Hulk is dead. But now I forgot the joke.
Feel free to add or edit it if you come up with it.
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We need to set an example that will resonate throughout history. So, we eat them all.
One for every person ICE killed this year.
The danes ate a politician once, iirc, not sure its kept them in line…
we might need to eat a few
Netherlands, ie the Dutch, in 1672.
Artistic representation
If i had one wish to fix the world it would be this:
Every day, the wealthiest person on the planet (no legal trickery allowed) dies a brutal and very public death.
Just keep it going forever. I give it 2 months until we are golden
Oligarchs passing a 10 quadrillion coin to one another like a hot potato.
lots of people serve them.
but someone needs to serve them.
Ew. Prions. Just drown them.
Once you pop, you can’t stop.
Why do we want the rest to fall in line? Why not just eat them all, and prevent the next billionaire from ever existing in the first place?
Luigi shot one, they only upped their security. We must not stop at one.
Brian Thompson only had a net worth of $43m when he died.
That is mere pocket change to the actual Billionaire class, where the three most wealthy individuals on this planet each extract $40m+ of interest on their net worth PER DAY.
Damn, imagine if people actually kidnapped Elon Musk and ate it live
They’d get sick from food poisoning and ketamine overdose.
Also, is erectile disfunction contagious?
We didn’t eat him. I really think it’s the cannibalism that sends the message.
Holy cow and sacred broccoli.
Kuru is a thing.
Let’s not do that. Let’s put them to work. Proper work. Like plowing fields. By hand. Under the sun. From sun up to sun down.
Kuru happens when you eat brains, just don’t eat brains and you’ll be ok.
I wouldn’t expect more value from their physical labor.
How about billionaire hunger games?
Far to nice.
