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SeinTe@piefed.europe.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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Trump audibly loses control of his bowels during a press conference - via Forbes Breaking News

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Trump audibly loses control of his bowels during a press conference - via Forbes Breaking News

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SeinTe@piefed.europe.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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  • MrSulu@lemmy.ml
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    A real shit-show! Also, in case anyone doesn’t know, in the UK, Trump means fart.

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      Can confirm.

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    Have you ever smelled a McDonald’s hamberder after it’s passed through a 79 year old pedophile?

    The lady in green has.

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    “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shit myself, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK?”

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    Just let a man fart

    • BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world
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      President Poopy Pants

  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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    Wtf?

    • puppinstuff@lemmy.ca
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      It’s a peertube instance. As you watch you are also potentially uploading a portion of your downloaded video to another viewer in lieu of the hosting server.

      • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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        Well THAT sure sounds like some sort of legal liability for something or other.

        • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
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          That’s presumably why they put the disclaimer there.

  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    The chair doesn’t deserve this kind of punishment.

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    Alright, to all the MAGA who donned a bandage on your ear in solidarity with your King, we’re watching closely to see what you’ll do next.

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      They’re way past that already, try to keep up

      • SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space
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        this has made my day (shittier, but still, made nonetheless)

      • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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        Wait until they become all pro-pedophilia!

        • ViceroTempus@lemmy.world
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          Pretty sure they already are.

      • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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        This is truly, truly the stupidest timeline.

      • BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world
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        Wearing Adult Diapers To Own The Libs

  • CircaV@lemmy.ca
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    While I don’t doubt for a minute that he shits his pants regularly. Fart sounds would be pretty easy to fake….

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      The reaction of everyone else in the room is what tells me this actually happened.

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      You could see the outline of a diaper on his golfing outfit from last term though. He’s definitely shitting his pants, even if we aren’t sure he was here, I believe though. Guy is the biggest piece of shit in the country measured by character.

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    Didnt the recent epstein dump reveal he shits himself because he got stabbed in the ass by one of his epstein victims or something?

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      Also for @hector@lemmy.today - Not the Epstein files, but Sascha Riley. Stabbed in the ass with a tent stake.

      For those who don’t know who he is, this is the original reporting:
      https://lisevoldeng.substack.com/p/dont-worry-boys-are-hard-to-find

      A partial overview of the same reasons I personally tend to believe him:
      https://bethmcdonnell.substack.com/p/a-new-survivor-speaks-epstein-files

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      That was the Sasha Riley thing which is full of bonkers unsubstantiated claims.

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      He got stabbed in the ass? With what? Was the girl ok after?

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    Ah . ah .ah . he farted… very funny. Can we have him impeached now, before more innocent people die?

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      No. Not my decision don’t shoot the messenger. If you want someone to shoot, there are plenty of good options.

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    diaper team 6

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    Obama wears a brown suit and Republicans loses their minds.

    then, this literal shit

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      Trump’s suit is brown now too.

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    i heard nothing :(

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      I heard a small fart.

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        is this the moment i decide to upgrade my sound system just to hear the farts of my enemies? hmmm

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          With a big subwoofer so you can really feel every rumbling flap of the sphincter.

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            noted

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    MAGA’s Alpha Male ladies and gentlemen

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