• Mulligrubs@lemmy.world
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    Yeah we know

    Also, every other country, and billionaires

    He will also still accept small donations of even a dollar from the proles! I have hundreds of texts of him begging me for donations, daily, often multiple times a day.

    Some of the messages are like “My dad mentioned you yesterday” from Eric Trump. This is not a joke and I’m not exaggerating.

    So, even proles can contribute! He won’t actually do anything for you, though, sorry. I mean, what, ten dollars? What can you buy with ten dollars? A grocery? Come on.

  • Suavevillain@lemmy.world
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    Trump is the biggest corporate yes man there is. He positioned himself as some anti corporation guy and has been getting gold bars and all type illegal deals. No wonder why he said he doesn’t need the Presidential salary.

  • BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world
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    Oh wait. Now we got him. Maga will finally see the truth. Yup. This is it. We finally have proof of high crimes and misdemeanors. Good sleuthing boys. Job well done. No way he escapes this scandal. Huh… remember that word?.. Scandal? Hm. Not really a thing these days. Anyway… I digress… So happy. Today is truly a day that will be known forevermore as our new independence day. Yup. This was the straw. I can’t believe I was alive for this moment. Our collective trauma can finally begin to heal. Our Republic can once again hold its head high on the world stage. Yes sir. Today you see American exceptionalism on full display. We had a problem and we got to work and fixed it. Super proud to wave the red white and blue again. No more fascism. No more SS. Once again the sun shines on the Constitution. All rights that were once trampled have now been restored. The concentration camps have seen the err of their ways. We got him. Surely no politician could ever survive such a damning revelation. We wake at the dawn is a new day. What once was lost has now been found. Yessir. The American Justice system has proven its superiority. The rule of law has been restored. So happy. All American rejoice in the changing of the guard Inhales deeply huuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh… We are lucky to live in extraordinary times. On the 7th day we all rested. Love won. The victims will all see their retribution.

    Sigh.

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    You either die a predatory scumbag, or live long enough to see yourself become an internationally recognized predatory scumbag.

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    “Hey! They can’t do that! That’s illegal!”, we scream for the 2568th time since was elected for his 2nd term.

    Maybe we should set age limits for presidency so that if something is ever done about all the crimes committed, they actually live long enough to be punished for them.

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    I mean who isn’t bribing the orange narcissistic clown. Jfc I think I can throw a dart blind folded and get a correct answer.

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    And nothing is going to be done about it by the inept government and their uneducated racist goons. Let me know when it’s guillotine time