Scratching balls
Taking off a pair of big heavy steel toed workboots after a long day in the sun is pretty fucking good.
Taking off dress shoes
Not every day, but sometimes taking off your shoes when you know the day is over? Oh man the relief.
Unsticking my balls from my legs after sitting in the car
Scratching your balls.
According to my husband, you don’t actually scratch them, you pinch them a bit. Big if true.
Everyone scratches differently.
Stretch and outward rake
The ideal technique for when they’re itchy.
Or lift and let flop. Having them swing freely is nice.
The ideal technique for when they’re sweaty or sticky.
Scratch your own balls, weirdo!
Taking off someone else’s bra?
Removing my gross socks after a long day on my feet. The dressier the socks, the better the feeling.
Oh yeah, this is it. Peeling off those thin dress socks after a day walking in the city in non-breathable leather shoes. So nice.
Farting a fart that needed to be farted all day
A good friend put it well:
“It’s like a nice sunrise. I’ve seen it a thousand times before but I’m still going to admire it”
Few things are as stunning as watching them be released. Allowed to roam free. And then nature makes it even more stunning as a small gust of cold air wakes them up at their very core. The most prevalent but dormant section comes to life reaching up for the sky
Don’t know a day-to-day equivalent, but in winter, taking of your ski shoes after a day of skiing is straight up orgasmic.
Removing a large buttplug. Note this only works if you’ve had a large buttplug in your butt all day.
Taking off a chest binder.
I mean…I just keep my binders in a filing cabinet like normal people, but I guess you do you
You have a filing cabinet?
I mean, not here. But give me five minutes to look up my secretary’s number in my Rolodex so I can dial her number on my rotary phone, and she could take a Polaroid of it for me to share.
This guy organizes
Unsticking a ball that’s been stuck against your inner thigh.
Taking off your belt and switching to pajama pants.
