What’s that squeaking?
It’s a bird!
It’s a rocking chair!
No, it’s…
*bah BAbah BABAAAAAH*
“you could sharpen a pencil with this bad boy”
And they say journalism is dead
Of course her name is Cundy
Prove it.
hanging out with her is like that SpongeBob episode with the rubber boots
As a man, I kind of get it. I used to wear corduroy pants.
Are you sure it just doesn’t need oiling?
This is actually a common misconception - you shouldn’t use oil to lubricate, but instead, a dry silicone-based lubricant
Ok I’ll try that in my car.
Not your car. Just your pussy
shit we accidentally grabbed powerbond
My cat is now furious. But he has stopped squeaking.
You are American, right?
Sounds like the procedure hid her grease nipple.
With a face like that, the only thing she’s enjoying sex with is made of plastic.
Ok I didn’t know this lady even existed, and I don’t know if I want to search what makes her renowned other than her surgery
She’s a British TV “personality” and former WAG
So yeah, nowt flash
Wag?
White ass girl?
Wives and Girlfriends - It just means women who date footballers
Ah like that character in Ted Lasso
just read the title, she put a squeaker in the vagina
Does it make her vag go “whoo whoo!”?
at 6 in the morning
Why did that just make my brain start playing Diamonds and Guns
I want a vagina that plays the DuckTales theme song
I want a vagina that plays the intro to Toto’s Africa when i spready my legs.
hopefully medical science figures it out. meanwhile, how hard would be to make wireless earbuds into piercings so your vagina can have music. Subwoofer buttplug recommended
Drop the bass
Elizabeth Jane Cundy (née Miller; born 2 May 1968) is an English socialite, TV personality and former wife of footballer Jason Cundy.
Well good for her, this is much better than those news articles where it’s just “Rhianna wears a dress”
right like at least she put in the actual conscious effort to say something shocking
Hey, I can see her being genuinely happy about this and wanting to share with everyone. If I did something that made sex 10x better I’d probably be excited about it too.
Same, luv. Same.
I didn’t know you could actually reupholster a pussy
Here, watch as I did and hear the horror: https://youtu.be/IiyKh1d_U7o
