Battlestar won’t stand for this indignation!

Warhammer 40k kicks in the door
Does this mean I’m non-trinary?
As much as I like ragging on some Star Trek series, at least they’re not Stargate series.
Stargate had this thing where they pretended to be extremely serious but in reality they were about as serious as their spiritual predecessors Sliders and Quantum Leap.
I mean, they had some pretty serious moments. But the villains were cartoonishly villainous.
But the villains were cartoonishly villainous.
Unlike this guy.

Oh he absolutely is. But when it comes to a competition of who channels classic moustache twirling hijinx the best, I think Apophis takes the cake.
It has to be so much fun to be an actor playing a Goa’uld. Forget subtlety, canonically your character is truly irredeemably evil by nature, born with the memories of a thousand Hitlers. As an actor, you just get to let it all out and let the evil freak flag fly. I bet Peter Williams had an absolute blast.
I guess you haven’t watched SG then. They are just at the right level of taking themselves seriously and taking the piss.
Some episodes are very serious, others are pure silliness.
Firefly?? Farscape?
The collective fandom of Star Fox looks at one another awkwardly.
We don’t talk about the furries.
Not because we don’t like them, but because that shit’s complicated
It was never the same once Fox had to gather bafomdads…
There are only two genders! Sci-fi and fantasy! And I lay with both!
Is it too much to want them all?
but where does that leave dune
Or Battlestar Galactica
if i pick starcraft, does that make me non-trinary?
“What’s in your pants?”
“5x5, in the pipe.”
Meanwhile, Babylon 5

The best Star Trek series was Babylon 5, just like how the best Star Trek movie was Galaxy Quest.
I thought the best Star Trek series is The Orvil?
I couldn’t get into The Orville. Seemed rather presumptuous that you can apply human morals to aliens.
You mean like in Star Trek?
Then I suggest something like Farscape.
I feel like Star Trek did it better? They didn’t say Vulcan’s shouldn’t have Pon Farr, they worked together to solve the situation.
The best modern one, yes.

“They may have a point” -Farscape
What the Harvey?
It is a joke compared to the three mentioned. It’s one series with a few shitty tv movies vs three whole franchises with multiple series, movies, books etc. that are all known by everyone, it’s very much not the same.
B5 has a bunch of books too and there was B5 Crusade as its spinoff series which got Fireflyed.
My champion:

I’m so fluid right now.
TIL I’m genderfluid.
Just like water in Spanish: el água / las águas.
This is only because spanish doesn’t like repeating “a” sounds like la agua would have since it can create ambiguity in the sentence. If agua was la agua the words would probably eventually end up smushed together making lagua instead.
Other romance languages have words that really change gender tho. I think Italian and Romanian do. Arguably they are neuter but have in singular masculine endings and in plural feminine or was it the other way around
That fucking hurt my eyes. Agua aguas, no tilde there.
¡Es ño tilde señor!
Graçias¡!
In Spanish is called tilde, in English you don’t have a name for that so I use the Spanish name.
In English “á” is just an accentuated a, where a tilde is “~”
Make me. Actually, make my Portuguese auto corrector. I dare you.
Make you what? Now Portuguese? Are you ok?
Chill, dude. It’s a joke.













