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minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up14·3 days agoNever fear! Mormons baptize the dead in case they died without the opportunity to be baptized during their lifetime. I love loopholes lol
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·3 days agoImagine being dragged, kicking and screaming, into Mormon heaven.
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up12·3 days agoI don’t have to imagine, I dated a mormon girl once lol
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 days agolol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agolol…i’m just glad i hadn’t yet heard of their practice called soaking back then
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22 days agothat was a fun urban legend to will into reality. those zoobies will not do anything
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-22 days agoEveryone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoBut, is it kinkier if I take my socks off, or leave them on?
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoThat depends. Are they business socks, and is it business time?
Never fear! Mormons baptize the dead in case they died without the opportunity to be baptized during their lifetime. I love loopholes lol
Imagine being dragged, kicking and screaming, into Mormon heaven.
I don’t have to imagine, I dated a mormon girl once lol
Kinky
lol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible
lol…i’m just glad i hadn’t yet heard of their practice called soaking back then
that was a fun urban legend to will into reality. those zoobies will not do anything
if the magic underwear fits…
Everyone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.
But, is it kinkier if I take my socks off, or leave them on?
That depends. Are they business socks, and is it business time?
sadly, lazy socks and lazy time