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minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 days agoI wonder how many similar technologies Riker is responsible for:-).
minus-squareInfynis@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 days agoInstant site-to-site transporting condoms, probably
minus-squareMiles O'Brien@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day ago“Computer, emergency protocol 68 on my location” box of condoms materializes on nearby table
minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoRiker programmed the computer to have the condom materialize on his dong. He’s still perfecting the mechanics of having it transport midthrust just as he’s about to…fire his torpedoes, full spread.
minus-squarefadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoThat man could make me smile no matter what mood I’m in
minus-squareRizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoHe’s got a whole hospital on Risa named after him. As well as their innoculation protocol.
I wonder how many similar technologies Riker is responsible for:-).
Instant site-to-site transporting condoms, probably
“Computer, emergency protocol 68 on my location”
box of condoms materializes on nearby table
Riker programmed the computer to have the condom materialize on his dong. He’s still perfecting the mechanics of having it transport midthrust just as he’s about to…fire his torpedoes, full spread.
That man could make me smile no matter what mood I’m in
He’s got a whole hospital on Risa named after him. As well as their innoculation protocol.