- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
Summary
Minnesota Republican state Sen. Justin Eichorn, who introduced a bill classifying “Trump Derangement Syndrome” as a mental illness, was arrested for allegedly soliciting sex from a minor.
Police say Eichorn believed he was meeting a 16-year-old girl but was actually texting undercover officers. His arrest came just a day after he and four other Republican senators introduced the controversial bill.
Eichorn, who is married with four children, was booked into jail and will be transferred to the Hennepin County Adult Detention Center.
GOP = Group Of Pedophiles
Bahahaha eat it dipshit!
Jesus Christ, exactly how many of these chodes are kid-fuckers?
Oh, thank the gods. I read about the “Trump Derangement Syndrome” bill and thought – they’re flooding the zone with shit, just like Steve Bannon advised, and just like when you train a puppy, we need to rub their noses in it.
Criticizing Trump is deranged, but this is totally fine! Fuck MAGA.
Arrested for being a nonce. Way to bury the lede.
Odds he introduced the bill to be pardoned by Trump?
Of course.
Who would have thought those who love to control gullible people would go after the MOST gullible of us in search of power. It’s almost like they love to control the powerless and vulnerable… Hmm…
Weakness is seeking to control others because it takes a lot of courage, strength and willpower to control our inner beasts/demons/worst impulses/insert your favorite term.
It’s always the ones you most suspect.
Only sane people suspect these Nigerian prince grade con artists.
Meanwhile, conservatives have already invested their life savings into the new super-legit cryptocurrency, PedoCoin™️.
If no one has invented PedoCoin yet, that’s a million dollar idea waiting to happen.
Republicans and pedophilia. Try to name a more iconic duo
Dodge Ram and DUI?
BMW and not using turn signals
I’ll always be bitter and upset when I see people snarking on Dodge, they fully deserve it but I just love their body styles and designs compared to most modern cars. The dodge caliber is the only wagon I’ve ever seen that made me drool and even though it’s out of production I’m still considering purchasing one to this day for work equipment hauling.
Do you mean the Dodge Magnum? The Caliber looks like a Pontiac Aztec that got botox.
It’s amazing how good an Aztec looks after seeing the Cybertruck.
When Dodge released the Caliber, the first one I noticed was on a billboard, and from a distance I said “oh that car looks kinda cute” and when we got closer I was able to read that the rest of the billboard said “The all-new Dodge Caliber: It’s anything but cute.”
Oops.
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I thought the same. The caliber is a mini magnum.
I’ll give you that. A lot of Dodge vehicles do look pretty badass.
It’s too bad they have utterly garbage reliability almost across the board.
The new Chargers have been sick for years now.
Was this an Al Bundy thing?
They are, but so are the ads at every stoplight. It’s funny the older I get how everything suddenly ends up on a spectrum that’s waaay too easy to slide in any direction.
I dislike dodge, and was a long time honda mechanic, and I’d still love to own one. I think it more comes down to wanting a real full size wagon.
Official vehicle of American white trash
Uh, the F150 folks would like a word …
… and Canadian …
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_London%2C_Ontario_truck_attack
Casual racism is so cool
What’s the official vehicle of American Black Trash?
Ford and old drivers?
Conservatives and Sociopathy?
Capitalism and fascism
Donald and Ivanka Trump.
Shit, sorry, same thing.
christianity and pedophilia?
republicans and christianity?
communists and hating communists?
Trump and Vance
dude how often do you even see them in a room together?
My bad I totally meant trump and musk but they’re all so fucking greasy and gross you can just lump them all in together. Ball of swine and whatnot.
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that’s very fair. telling fascists apart can be a problem.
LSD and holding a bottle of water
should be orange juice; you’ll get more out of it.
Tyrants and capitalists (working together)
Trump and Epstei- oh wait…
Once again, not a drag queen. We need to ban religious figures and Republican politicians from reading to children.
So many fucking pedophiles in the conservative ranks. Gaslight. Obstruct. Project.
Modern conservatives lack the creativity to imagine plausible damning accusations.
They must draw from life.
When they hilariously try, we get “Jewish space lasers” and “pizza parlor child fight club rings.”
Then they get angry that basically every creative and artistic field is dominated specifically by not them. When they get handed a budget to attempt creativity, we get preachfest garbage like “God’s not dead 23” that spends 2 hours basically turning to the camera lecturing viewers about conservative grievances in the form of repetitive gotcha strawman scenarios like it’s Festivus.
That’s the problem with only hating, with only negativity, with only being against change. It’s like trying to grow a flower by watering it with vinegar.
Everyone knows you should use Brawndo! It’s got electrolytes!
Victims, too.
You can’t make this shit up.
I wonder if this was on purpose… word gets around in those circles. People know each other.
no, you can. they’re all pedophiles. every single one.
That’s not fair. Republicans just make mistakes sometimes. Sometimes they let a non-pedophile into their ranks accidentally.
yeah but not into office. there is a vetting process.
You can, but no one would be interested because “it’s just not realistic.” This is almost entirely a meme at this point.
If there were an amendment to remove senators charged with pedophilia, Republicans would be in the minority.
They’re already in the minors.
This one was trying to get in the minors, but hadn’t got there yet
Hopefully that was his first, but I doubt it…
Batting .000
Sent to the benches to warm the seats…
There wouldn’t be any republicans left
At least 1/3 of dems would be gone too, 99% its the “conservative” dems