My 7 month old son said “Dad, it’s likely the rattle in your car is due to a damaged rear axle, as that is a common issue with this model. I recommend taking it to a mechanic as soon as possible, because it could also be a broken front spring or some other factor that could render the vehicle dangerous to drive if left unchecked” so proud of him
My 6 month old wrote my masters dissertation about the effects of plagiarism on the academic integrity of preschool PhD programs. She’s brilliant and meta.
My 5 month old performed my wife’s knee surgery and saved us over $15,000.
My 4 month old just did the world’s first quintuple back flip on a BMX. He is talking with red bull about sponsorship.
Damn. My 8 month old bit me.
“Mother! I yearn for the mines!”
You laugh, but my son did something similar. He said “daddy I know you’re going through a hard time right now but I can help you carry your groceries” and I said “son, you’re 38 years old, why the hell haven’t you moved out yet?”
There’s person holding the baby that’s been shopped out
deleted by creator
I used to do the /Italics/ a lot but over here we use markdown so it’s just as easy to do *italics* like this
_This_ also works.
It does, but on Android I can (well honestly I hit the little Italics button on voyager and it does it for me, with those) just press shift 8 for *
deleted by creator
Some frontends actually have a button that does it automatically and even puts my cursor between the marks conveniently
Child labor laws ruined this country
And then the car clapped
My brain is convinced that is a plastic bag that got caught on the hose.
This just makes me angry
Because his white fit will get filthy?
I think it’s just that op can’t stand seeing such an independent woman
Yeah, what a shitty daughter. When I was that age I would’ve just bought my mom a new car.
Because you bought the bait of an obviously photoshopped picture?
Mother of the year
Weird. I’m used to seeing Asians in obviously fake internet content 🤷🏻♂️
Babys first huff of gas fumes
deleted by creator
A 7 month old did that? Bullshit.
Because you just got wooshed.
I know right? Have any of these posters met a baby? They’re too short for this.
Ye of little faith.
