As an AroAce women I think the choice is very obvious :3
(Especially if garlic bread is a side dish with the chicken and maybe a salad)
Just don’t eat the chicken on the way home. You’re asking for trouble.
Or you can get her a hotdog combo and still have $3.50 left to spend for yourself.
Three fiddy?
I can go out into a field and pick a whole cute looking bucket of flowers. Chicken it is.
In that case, do both. Cause I’m already counting on chicken.
or, like, a whole egg
LPT: If you want to keep her, you get her both at the same time.
But I only have $5.00 🥲
A flower and half a chicken?!!
Haha, you’ll have to repay the debt another way then, brokie.
The closest thing to flowers I ever received was a cactus. It died.
But the chicken looks like shit in a vase after like 1 day whether you water it or not.
Rookie mistake, you forgot to take the meat off and bleach the bones. Sure, it’s a lot of work, but a glass vase full of chicken bones is a time-honored legacy.
Problem is, she’s vegan, so she’s against picking flowers and against eating chicken.
It’s best you just save the money for a month or several and buy her LEGO.
Wait, why are vegans against picking flowers? Broccoli is a flower! It needs to be picked before eating!
Broccoli is for sustinance, picked flower will just needlesly die. :P
Picking wild flowers disrupts the circle of life, artificially growing flowers requires energy, fertilizer and insecticides which also disrupts the circle of life. Best option is to buy her broccoli instead. Don’t wrap it though, wrapping paper is basically really flat chopped trees with a layer of chemicals on top. No ribbons either. Maybe some sauce, but not milk/yoghurt/egg-based.
Sure but who said anything about picking wild flowers just to waste them? I propagate wild flowers in my back yard to help native pollinators. They also visit my vegetable garden! I love to see all the different bees and hoverflies!
Lots of vegans, and non-vegans, are anti-picking-of-flowers, because if you leave them to live, they live longer and look prettier, instead of wilting sadly in a vase until they’re fully dead.
So for some people, it’s better to give them a live plant, so they can kill it by accident on their own time.
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Get out of here oligarch. No working man has LEGO money in 2025.
Lego is like the modern version of roman families handing down their armor and weapons to future generations BC ain’t no fucking way they affording a whole new set each damn time the Gauls start acting up.
I really hope my mom hasn’t gotten rid of my lego collection after I moved out like she did with my rocketry collection without asking me…
If they’d had Lego they could build fresh armor to fit
Also those Costco chickens are way better than regular grocery store chickens from like Safeway or whatever. They’re way bigger and juicier, I think they’re brined or something. It’s like other stores aren’t even trying.
Got to admit, Costco product are always A class products.
I like how this users history is just animal communities and shit posting.
What can I say, that’s all I’m good at 🤷♀️
The flowers?
It is mayday after all. The theme should be bread and roses. You should have your chicken and the flowers too.
Do the flowers also contain concentrated microplastics?
Those are complimentary
Of course! What doesn’t nowadays…
You may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese 🧀
I am not a woman, but I would be fascinated too
Fun fact: if you are ever on a plane with a crying baby take a slice of cheese and carefully place it on the babies face. The parents will be so happy with you for calming the baby.
I read that on Reddit at some point. It seems like solid advise.
Roquefort works best.
Do you need to use Elmer’s glue so it doesn’t slide off?
