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- cross-posted to:
- BoycottUnitedStates@europe.pub
- trump_watch@lemm.ee
Donald Trump has continually insisted that deals over his tariffs are coming.
Donald Trump claimed Tuesday that the U.S. doesn’t “have to sign” any trade deals, inadvertently admitting that his administration hasn’t made any progress during the 90-day pause on his disastrous tariffs.
During a tense meeting to discuss tariffs with Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney, the president attempted to move the goal posts on actually completing any agreements with foreign countries.
“Everyone says, ‘When, when, when, are you going to sign deals?’ We don’t have to sign deals!” Trump said.
"We don’t have to sign deals!” Trump said.
Why even bother signing a deal that everyone knows you’re going to break
Trump is full of shit. As usual.
He is a pile of shit in a trench-coat
Holding all the cards but his casinos are gone.
Well, we all know how incapable Trump is regarding business and economy. Basically any halfway professional diplomat or trade official will basically run him into the next wall, head first.
China is only the first of many countries where he will learn that he is playing with adults for the first time. These are not random bootlicking apprentices he can fire at a whim.
oh you mean Donald Trump is full of shit like always?
Who is going to sign the first deal with a President who’s famous for backing down? I
He’s the best at backing down. The biggest and most beautiful backdowns. When he backs down everyone claps.
How many MAGA folks will ever see this? Probably very few. And most of those few will dismiss it without a second thought.
He wanted to nuke a hurricane and americans still voted for him.
I wish he did so people would realize how much of an idiot he is. But then again, this is Maga.
Hey now, he eventually back pedaled and successfully redirected the hurricane by using just a sharpie.
Amazed he didn’t try and nuke COVID-19.
Trump: we’ve made over 200 trade deals
Everyone: with who?
Trump: she goes to another school
It’s funny he is so stupid he can’t even tell a plausible lie! Because he has to exaggerate beyond what’s even possible.
https://www.worldometers.info/geography/how-many-countries-are-there-in-the-world/
Countries in the world: 195
So surprise surprise the actual number is zero. 🤣🤣🤣
“Maybe he made 200 deals with Andorra!”
That could be it, one for each item they plan to trade.
“He never said they were Earthly nations. He’s making deals with nations across the galactic empire!” - One of Trump’s 20 billion supporters.
Sorry my bad, that’s actually pretty cool. 😜
Of course you’re not wrong that he’s lying out his ass, but fwiw multiple trade deals can occur between two nations, over different types of products or industries or at different times.
Probably just one trade deal for each penguin
Yes that is true, but if you make them in such a short time, that he had made 200 of them in a month, wouldn’t it be extremely unlikely to be multiple separate trade deals per country?
Even if he made deals with half the countries on earth, he would need more than 2 deals on average per country!
Aand this should have happened in less than a month, so he should have made on average almost 7 deals per day!! Completely disregarding that trade deals generally are complex and usually take months and even years to negotiate!The point was that the lie is absurd, and that’s not even debatable.
I know it’s tough to tell, but he is actually lying out his face
Never a good thing to surround yourself with the fellationati
When you can’t tell a good lie from a plastic nod-and-smile lie, your brain porridge starts to congeal a little too fast
She lives in Canada. Wait, not that Canada…
The Cañada that Carlton and Will visited?
I still can’t fully wrap my head around just how stupid he is. It surprises me, every time.
That, and the sheer stupidity of the morons who voted for him.
Have you considered eating enough raw bushmeat that you get a brain worm?
Last month, Trump claimed to have already struck 200 trade agreements with foreign countries, a remark so outlandish it sent members of his administration scrambling to make it make sense. (There are also only 195 countries in the world.)
The vile foreigner swine must have pulled out of all of them over the past month.
Those are some very responsive penguins.
I would say this guy this is dumber than a bag of hammers but that would be an insult to the bag of hammers.
At least hammers have a use.
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New AI hammers will auto balance and ‘help’ you aim mid-swing.
And they’ll have to be internet-connected and will report on what brands of nails you’ve been buying.
Jesus. You really chose to swing for the fences and bludgeoned a grandmother to death instead.
In the hands of Trump, a hammer is corrupted beyond redemption.
It’ll be 2000 by tomorrow!
Wake me when it’s over 9000.
Ooh, in that case we still have time to party like it’s 1999
Wherever he appears, everyone should just break out in laughter.
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If you are aiming for offensive, “Dotard” is a (far) better word and it’s not actually as derogatory as it sounds. In fact, it’s perfectly cromulent and accurate.
- an old person, especially one who has become physically weak or whose mental faculties have declined.
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Emperor has no clothes. Nazis don’t care.
Dday part 2 coming soon.
The emperor has no class
While that might be true, Behold! Two royal bellybuttons!
If there’s one emperor you absolutely want to wear clothes, it’s trump.
If only anyone supporting him cared at all about whether he has been honest, this might be a real gotcha.
The real play was the insider trading
I guess leaders are too busy kissing his ass?