- cross-posted to:
- tenforward@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- tenforward@lemmy.world
That’s just me doing naked fart yoga because my tummy hurts.
“Just getting in my reps.”
The stories hotel maids could tell…
Do you go straight to anal with ghosts?
No first the oral sex, anal is for hour 2
Do you not?
I mean, would you prefer phantom at the dick hole opera?
Are you saying your dick hole is as squeaky as the old fashioned bird whistles?
Holy shit that was obnoxious to scroll past
Maybe you’re in a long-term committed relationship with the ghost?
Or if the ghost comes from a candle
Boy ghosts come from candles, girl ghosts come from Keiko OBrien didn’t you watch the sex Ed holofilmstrip in school?
Why not? Ectoplasm is a great natural lubricant.
It’s a super natural lubricant
That’s… Um… Well, see… A lot of Hentai does this…
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I remember a similar scene from scary movie 2
Ectoplasm everywhere
Like a regular Tuesday or a spicy Tuesday (we add a tajin rim to the anus)
Why the hell did it have to be anal? That is leaving a horrible taste in my brain just picturing it.
You remember the taste of eating ass? Got it.
So, Scary Movie?
There was a scene in some horror movie like that but it was ghost fingers on boob(s) because otherwise it would have been x rated.
I don’t remember the name of the movie, just that it was supposedly a fictionalized account of a true story and it ended with text that said basically that the attacks, while less common, continue to happen to this day. The topic of the movie was that this woman would get raped by a ghost.
This had to be an 80s or at most early 90s movie. Probably 80s, as I wasn’t an adult at the time.
I don’t particularly want to remember the name of it.
Also happened in hallow man
What a rollercoaster of a comment
The Entity, you’re welcome.
the guy in that film looks like the idiot guy from die hard that tried to smooth talk his way with Hans and the gang. “hey… John boy.”
Hey, what am I, a method actor? Hans, babe, put away the gun, this is radio, not television.
Jesus, for an 80’s movie that’s actually quite terrifying
Cinemax was fucking wild.
I don’t particularly want to remember the name of it.
The Entity, you’re welcome.
why would you do that to us
I HAD TO WATCH IT WITH MY PARENTS!
Your parents chose to watch it with you.
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you gotta do anal because ghost cum goes straight through condoms
Idk about you, but I would knock first.
Someone’s already at the back door
That’s how the ghost knows you’re about to cum
Sub Rosa approved
Maybe they’re yo-yoing a turd… in the doggy position… naked on the bed… for some reason.