We know.
Give all of them legal access to any drugs they want in copious quantities. Encourage them to take more. Let problems solve themselves.
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We call that the applause, because everyone’s got the clap.
and/or chlamydia.
Jesus Christ, I almost became a water fountain at my desk mid sip.
You get turned on by some weird shit.
No comment.
Also, give them submarines
A Titanic idea
I’m all for this.
Can’t solve the fentanyl crisis without knowing what it is, right?
If standard TV is any measure, eventually they’ll all die of Fentanyl overdoses.
“Allegedly”
Dude was caught grinding on camera. Nothing alleged about it.
The K-hole A-hole
In other news,sky continues to be blue
so suprised… not. billionaires arent people.
Yes and… Is he going to face drug charges.
lol
DUI hire
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Underrated comment.
They should all be re-labeled as performance drugs, if that’s the case.
No shit
Nope, only ketamine, ecstasy and psychedelic mushrooms
Yeah, you could tell. This isn’t really news, just a confirmation.
I hate Elon as much as any sane person, but who gives a fuck about “allegedly”? Wake me up when there’s an actual story.
Because unless it’s proven by a court, they have to write allegedly.
This changes nothing, and really shouldn’t surprise anyone bc most people just assumed he was, based on his constantly bizarre behavior, from doing a fucking Nazi salute on stage to the micro moments like when he looked like he was glitching/buffering during Trump’s inauguration.
Given that the administration pretty successfully managed to gaslight the entire nation after two nazi salutes, that we all saw, I doubt we would even be seeing so many negative headlines about Musk right now if the narrative wasn’t intentionally being shifted that way by people in the white house. He went from the untouchable dark force who was running the country, to the guy in the cheese hat that annoyed everyone and who gave himself bladder issues by doing too much ketamine.
Thiel got him to serve as the face of dismantling the federal government, and then pushed him aside once Kratsios was confirmed by the senate. Stealing government data to dump into AI was something they have had planned since Trump’s first administration. They just needed a public scapegoat, and Musk was more than willing to take the bait.
That said, have people seriously forgotten that in every headline any accusation is always “alleged” even if it’s something like rape or murder?
They’ve been slipping on that with Mangionw trial coverage at a definitely-more-than-coincidental rate. Stop giving massive institutions with crystal-clear motives the benefit of the doubt.
Oh. Good point. I admit I got ahead of the facts there, so thanks for that.
So much upvotes/activity from people on these kind of empty headlines, and it just weakens the cause against fascism in my eyes.
Hopefully he’ll OD in a pool or something!
in other news, the sun is hot
What? Somebody thought he would stop his habit after taking office? Also when in Rome, get high with the Romans… I don’t think Trump even switches on without the right substances.
