Even if something tragic happens in America, it better only happen to good looking people because they still won’t give a shit about the rest of us.
Need a green dot on notreal
As long as it’s the correct color green.
OP has never heard of Apartheid and how it impacted US Politics.
You need to update this map with the rest of North America in the “A hopeless situation, just pray” or the “Nobody wants to be sad all day” categories.
Iceland yes,
But Greenland, no?
Iceland is white, greenland is inuit
What about South Africa?
Elon isn’t enough to sway the stats, even with his personal social network.
South africa has africa in its name, so its a third world country and nothing important is there.
spoiler
/s in case its needed.
Literally do not care.
Literally the same if you swap it.
That’s funny. As someone from South of the US, I don’t remember ever reading USian news articles and thinking, jee, this made my day!
Correlates with media empire ownership.
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Yeah, I feel like Japan should be green, here.
Maybe. The one thing I can say for sure is that far too much of eastern Europe is coloured green.
Especially the Balkans. Western media doesn’t give two fucks about them.
nooooo the media in the west cares about when something happens in the west, sooo terrible
Yeah unironically a western-centric take by OP.
Remember: the United States and your precious media is on the same periphery in non-english speaking countries as they are to us.
The US influence on other places is outsized, sure, but only when compared to other cultures influence on us, not compared to local culture.
An accurate map would include countries like Japan (e.g. 2011 earthquake) and South Korea (e.g. 2022 crowd crush) in the “top coverage” category, but that doesn’t fit with the narrative.
i don’t know any songs about the tohoku earthquake
WTF is this shit?

As a colorblind person, I just see three different colored countries
Well at least it has New Zealand
This would be better with a more accurate projection, like Dymaxion. That black area is so much bigger than it looks here.
Yes! My favorite type of projection.
Also, fun fact: the inventor of the projection, Buckminster Fuller, designed this beauty after the Great Depression and called it the Dymaxion car. 🥴

That, and Troy McClure’s house. 😄
It’s like a blimp on wheels.
Its like a cucumber submarine
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Is it bad that I love this and unironically want one? I bet it would be easier to parallel park than my Jeep.
I feel the yellow spreading like a plague.











