Looking like a very british comic.
You’d be amused to hear that “fart” in most Scandinavian languages means speed/movement/travel
So we have fartpilot, overfart, fartbump, fartkontrol etc
I personally could use more fartkontrol
Not sure if this applies to all Scandinavian languages, but I remember learning that the word for “end” in Swedish is “slut”.
Would “end of speed” be fartslut?
Yes!
Also, the last bus/train station is the slutstation. And that’s where you get off!
Amazing, what a beautiful language! (not sarcasm)
It’s not the fart that kills - it’s the smäll (smell)
This is delightfully silly and exactly what I needed given the way my day has gone.
So… which one of you is going to ask Randall Munroe if this is plausible or not? Disregarding the the obvious frozen-butt problem, of course.
If every butt had a tiny airlock 2 door system that operated to a very accurate degree of opening and shutting just when the farts came out, and all simultaneously, I believe frozen butts can be avoided
Maybe also use infra red heaters to keep butts warm and toasty at peak operating temperature for farp speed would also help 😬
@Little8Lost
This technically counts as green energy. Or is it brown energy?mostly green with sudden bursts of brown to keep the systems intact
Space, the final frontier, to boldly go where no fart has gone before…
Make it so, Number Two!
This is just star trek that happnes in the universe of the hit 2002 movie Thunderpants.
They could still refer to it as the ass-end of the ship
technically one could simulate this on a holodeck.
This is not a thing I ever wanted to think about
I love how the artist matched the skin tones of face and butts between the first two cells.
You might be interested in a little movie called Thunderpants!
It’s exactly what you think it is, and surprisingly good!
Number one.
Give it the beans.
“Fart” in norwegian means speed so checks out
https://x.com/Silodrome/status/1549333018619179008
Ye olde farts-humper
