Make sure his co-chair is her ex husband too.
Only the Gross Old Pedophiles could come up with shit like this.
Satire is dead…
I truly can’t tell these days, but Gaetz looks like Butthead.
Actually, he looks more like Beavis
Maybe a bit like Mikey Day?
I’ve seen that one oh so many times!!! Heidi breaking character is as funny as Mike Day.
He eats the sugar and “becomes” Cornholio.
Need youtube link substitution. I just probably got fingerprinted.
Makes sense to appoint someone who knows the subject matter so well
So the pedophile gets to lead the investigation into pedophile activity? Sounds about right
Yeah, the girl with stage V Stockholm’s syndrome who was trafficked when she was underage insists!
Oh yeah, her shit bag son also caught charges for statutory rape
And Handjob Barbie is involved as well, the skank that wanked off her date at the theatre with -I think- kids all around her.
Only an imbecile would trust these two scumbags.She started dating her husband after he exposed himself to a bunch of teenagers (her included). Boebert definitely isn’t against pedophilia, it turned her on.
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Her son also filmed himself having sex with a minor, the film was found when they were arrested for trespassing, theft, and identify theft.
it’s disgusting that she still holds office. That bitch better make sure her skull is shatter proof
https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-son-sex-tape-tyler-1874680
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She was kicked out after 4 separate complaints & also being warned by staff. It’s not really that dark in the Buell theatre, and the seats are close together. Those two were absolutely the assholes here.
Yea but I’m not part of the party trying to rollback all societal advancement of sexual liberation for the last hundred years
Yea but I’m not baggin’ on a middle-aged lady gettin’ some in a dark theater. FFS, we can bag on her for 100 other things, like shooting fish in a barrel.
shootin’*
The thing is if we don’t give them shit for everything, even the small stuff, then that’s how they get away with bigger things.
The “Don’t worry about X thing because they’ve done far worse thing” approach is basically forgiving them for the X thing.
Her, and any politician or representative, should be better not worse then the normal people if the world.Also firstly she was vaping in the theatre and was asked not to.
She then gave her bloke a hand job. And then after numerous people complained about it all she was asked to leave.
Then she did the “don’t you know who I am” shouty thing to the theatre staff as she was being escorted out.
Then she denied doing any vaping or inappropriate sexual stuff in the theatre and called it witch-hunt, and it was only when the video of it came out did she stop being a cunt about it.So, yeah, we should definitely be giving her shit for this every day until she fucks off.
Well don’t you want an expert to lead the investigation? - Bobert probably.
Well he is an expert in sex trafficking minors.
Matt Gaetz is the present day Epstein
That’s an oddly strategic move from a pancake like BoBo.
It was Ted “totally a human” Cruz’s idea, but he couldn’t sell it.
That makes sense.
Terrible choice.
7/16 - Rep. Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz to lead special counsel investigation into Epstein files
7/18 - Matt Gaetz leads special council investigation into the Epstein files
7/19 - Matt Gaetz dies from masturbation-induced dehydration
To be fair, I wouldn’t be surprised that he would meet that end on any random day.
Hey, Republicans, what happened with that “groomer” panic you guys were harping about not too long ago?
They were panicking because they were thinking other people were stealing their kids that they want to groom. It is more like turf war than anything else
You don’t need a pedophile lawyer, you need a pedophile lawyer, get what I’m sayin’?
No need. We already know enough, don’t we??? Hellooooo
Fuck me, I actually would like to hear what MTG thinks about this.
Really? Why?? She says crazy shit, or she lies through her teeth. Which option would be illuminating?
She’s prominently in the “release the files” camp (which seems like the opposite of what putting Gaetz in charge would accomplish) and she thinks Boebert is a “little bitch.” I want to see maximum MAGA infighting!
That’s a good reason!
Just to be bewildered by her logic and mental gymnastics. Also, when I see her, I automatically think her feet smell bad. Is that weird?
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This… This isn’t The Onion?
Humans are silly.
